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Jennifer Lawrence POLITICS – POLITICAL MORON

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jenniferJennifer Lawrence, one of the Hollywood sub-mediocrities who stars in junk TV shit like THE HUNGER GAMES, has a goal in life.  She has something she would like to say and she wants to say it in front of millions of people.  

Wanting to sound off is not so unusual for the Louisville, KY born (White Trash)  Lawrence who was voted “MOST TALKATIVE” in the high school from which her people say she graduated at age 14. (White Trash people love to talk — especially in court and in jail).

You know, if I read about another moron who makes it big in Hollywood and is burdened with an IQ of 300 and graduated from Harvard at age 9, in spite of what seems to be zero education in between, I’m going to call Child Services.    Stop with the fake Hollywoood genius shit.  We’re already hip to the fact that James Franco is not only, “a little gay,” he is also “a little retarded.”jennifer

For many years  – 1930s – 1960s – the publicity people in the Hollywood-land where Satan is king were hard at work keeping the secrets of the stars secret, but in more recent times that discretion seems to have died down.  In 2016, however, with the advent of so much social media and the idea that half of America is very smart and the other half is very dumb, the publicity folks are hard at it again.

Suddenly every actor or actress from Grade B to Grade z ( there is no grade A) is a genius.  They all “belong to Mensa” and they’re so smart that they didn’t even have to go to school.   By the way, I am, starting to think that Mensa is fake.  I suspect that some really smart asshole invented it as an excuse to explain why he graduated from Yale but worked as a short order cook at a greasy spoon on Rout 17 in Rutherford, New Jersey.   Mensa is a crock of shit, and anyone who claims membership therein as part of their resume, is a pretentious asshole.

So anyway, Jennifer Lawrence, all 26 years of her, is the newest political moron to grace the pages of left wing Facebook, and all because she wants to be filmed flipping the bird to Donald Trump while shouting, “Fuck you, Donald Trump.  Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that is Jennifer Lawrence’s goal in life.  You’d think, with her limited education that her biggest goal would be to get her GED or something.    Yeah, I know that they say she graduated high school at age 14 blah blah blah, but my best guess is that she’s an idiot  — an a political moron of the highest order.  Mind you, she is not as moronic as Johnny (fake English accent) Depp – or George (imitation marriage  Clooney)  but she’s sure giving those two douche bags a run for their money.

At a recent fundraiser, the actress — the GENIUS — along with her fellow geniuses Clooney and Depp —  announced that a Trump presidency would be the end of the world.  Keep in mind that this is Academy Award foreplay.  If Trump does get elected, she will win an Oscar for a mediocre performance — which is her forte.  If Hillary wins, she will get an Oscar for having been against Trump.  These assholes in Hollywood can’t lose.  They have it all figured out.  In the meantime Jennifer Lawrence is following Donald Trump from event to event with her camera crew with the hope that she can corner him, flip him the bird and say, “Fuck you, Donald Trump.”  This is not a joke — she is actually doing this. She admitted as much in the newspaper Huffington Post which is named for the Greek fag hag money grubber, Ariana Huffington.

Hollywood is a ghetto.  It’s an enclave wherein certain types of people live in concentration,  They think the same — even if they really don’t.  They act the same and they react the same.  They all have the same skills — none – and they all work at the same shitty job where they make millions and millions of dollars but scold the middle classes  — where the everyday people with the big screen TVs who make them famous are labeled as stupid and uniformed.

FUCK YOU JENNIFER LAWRENCE!  FUCK YOU AND THE SUSPICIOUS FACT THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL AT AGE 14.  FUCK YOU AND YOUR DREAM OF GETTING A PHOTO-OP WITH DONALD TRUMP JUST SO YOU CAN TELL HIM TO GO FUCK HIMSELF.  FUCK YOUR HUSKY VOICE.  FUCK YOU, YOU POLITICALLY MORON.  GO BACK TO SCHOOL, YOU STUPID, WHITE TRASH ASSHOLE.


Jesse Watters and Bill O’Reilly – SLUR AGAINST ITALIAN-AMERICANS

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DAMIEN LeGALLIENNE reporting for TheDamienZone.com.

If anyone watched THE O’REILLY FACTOR last night (June 7, 2016) – and millions did — you would have witnessed a painful display of hatred and bigotry aimed at Italian Americans and nothing more.

Bill O’Reilly — a bully and a verbally abusive Irishman – sent his young “producer” Jesse Watters out to Seaside Heights, NJ – the home of MTV’s “JERSEY SHORE” to ask questions about the New Jersey Primary elections, which are being held today.   As usual, Watters, along with O’Reilly and his crafty gang of producers and editors, put together a hit piece on Italian-Americans and New Jerseyans in general.

The gist of the piece was for Jesse Watters to find as many dumb people who “sounded” or “looked like” Italian-Americans and to trip them up with questions.    Mind you, this segment was not described as such, but that’s what it was.  You don’t need to be Al Sharpton to figure out when you are being subversively mocked.

Watters told one young guy — who had a “Jersey Shore” look to him but was not proven to be Italian —  “You look darker than a Mexican.  Are you sure you want to vote for Donald Trump?” Oreilly waters

To Jesse Watters – a complete and unfunny jackass — anyone on the Seaside Heights boardwalk who sounds like a tough guy must be an Italian American.  Why does he make these judgments?  In my opinion, he does it because he, along with Bill O’Reilly, is an Italian-hating ignoramus who draws upon stereotypes in a vain attempt to get a laugh.

Neither Bill nor Jesse would ever do this to Jews in Brighton Beach, NY or African Americans on Virginia Beach.  They wouldn’t do it to ANY other ethnic group either because both of their careers would be squashed.  If you don’t believe that, ask Don Imus.  Italian-Americans are easy targets because they don’t complain about this abuse.  They seem to like it.

Watters does the same kind of bomb throwing on college campuses.  He finds the dumb kids – via editing a whole lot of tape –  and asks them questions so as to create the illusion that the average college kid doesn’t even know the name of the current Vice President or any other easily answerable questions.

But these little bits called “Watters’ World,” are about college kids in general or hippies at OCCUPY rallies.  Why did he try this shtick with people in New Jersey who he markedly marketed as Italian Americans — save for one African American girl who, by Jesse’s choice, was much more informed and eloquent that the rest of his interviewees?

All you need to do is watch the piece and you will understand.   It was a sneaky hit.  Watter’s piece used a technique where he follows up every answer, no matter how correct or incorrect,  with some crass excerpt from a movie where coarse and crude actors portrayed as “typical Italian Americans” are spouting garbled profanity.  It was pitiful.

The entire segment was buttoned up with clips from some MAFIA movie where someone like Tony Soprano or Don Corleone is saying something something which imparts violence or mobster talk.

I believe, and it is my opinion  that in  Jesse Watters’ mind — and O’Reilly’s too — this is the portrait of the Italian American they wish to perpetrate.  This is how Italian Americans  should be viewed by a blowhard and bigoted old-school, guinea hating, Irishman like O’Reilly.

Sadly,  Italian Americans don’t do anything about it.  The reason stuff like this continues is because many Italian Americans seem to enjoy the connection between themselves and characters like Don Corleone, or Pauly Walnuts or Tony Soprano.  But if this is the case, why are they still not at least a little bit offended?  Why didn’t Jesse Watters, instead of getting sunk in cement shoes, at least get “his freakin’ knee caps”  broken?  I mean, that’s how all Italian Americans think and speak, right, Jesse?  Right, Bill?

Bill O’Reilly is like an old Irish cop walking the beat in 1909.  He is stupid and rude and crude and verbally abusive stereotype of what he really is — an Irish jerk who does not like Italians.  He pretends that he is a humble and even-handed man when in fact he is neither.  He is, in my opinion, a guy who is put off by Italian Americans because they come from a great culture and he doesn’t.

He greatly admires the Kennedy’s  — proven to be evil scum bags – but he claims to have had “no use for Frank Sinatra.”   Yes, he actually said that once.   What has been proven about Frank Sinatra that Bill has no use for?  Sinatra was a great singer?   What’s O’Reilly’s beef with him?  Why did Bill  love and praise the Kennedy’s when the truth about their political malfeasance and corruption has been proven time and time again?    The answer is easy.  O’Reilly loves the Kennedys because they were Irish, and he has no use for Sinatra because he was Italian-American.

I don’t know much about Jesse Watters’ ethnic heritage,  but I suspect that he must have some dirt on O’Reilly.  How else could a complete dope like Watters get a job on the number one rated cable news program in the USA?   And Why else would Bill’s ex-wife hate Bill so much?   If you add this all up, you can only come to the conclusion that Bill O’Reilly likes to mock Italian Americans because he is a typical Irish bastard who is jealous of the Italian achievement in American society.

Jesse Wattters, a sad sidekick, is simply a clown who is used as an untalented tool by the racist O’Reilly.

If this were  really 1909, Bill O’Reilly would be the nasty and drunk Irish policeman who would chase away little Italian kids and call them WOPS and DAGOS and GUINEAS.  I know that is what he would do.  You can hear it in his voice and you can see it in his hateful eyes.  See?  I can make generalizations too, Bill.

At the end of the segment, O’Reilly knew that the piece was offensive — he even said so.  He said to Watters, “You know you’re going to get heat about this?”   Watters replied something to the effect that “nooooooo New Jersey is not all mafia.”  Bill said, “New Jersey is NOT all Mafia.  I think there is one county down near the Delaware bay where there is no Mafia.”         Funny, right?   Knee caps, folks.  Knee caps.

Meryl Streep Nearly Died from Donald Trump Makeup.

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Meryl Streep nearly died from the Donald Trump makeup she wore, and her face is not out of the woods yet as a serious bacterial infection that’s usually only found in babies ravages her face.

streepShe might have though that she was getting the last laugh, and that her costume was hilariously funny,  but actress Meryl Streep, who recently appeared onstage dressed as Donald Trump, has had to be treated several times in the past week for the facial severe burns and the “angioedema” she suffered when the orange makeup she wore to create the image of a Donald Trump look-alike caused a serious reaction that my damage her face permanently.

Sources say that she is being treated at home now after having spent the last three days in the burn unit of an undisclosed hospital.

According to Dr. Helen Sclafani, a dermatologist who specializes in chemical burns,  “Miss Streep suffered from Staphylococcal scalded skin syndrome which is a bacterial infection that is usually only found in toddlers and infants.   The infection makes the skin appear to have been burned and blistered.   Formerly this disease process was called ‘scalded baby syndrome,’ because it looked as though the child had been burned by hot water.  In Miss Streep’s case, however, she has a combination chemical burn from the makeup and a scalded skin type of infection.  Like I said, this is something you usually find in babies who play with adult products or apply things to their skin that should not be there.  Usually it’s very young and unknowing children who like to play dress up and games like that.  It can be a disfiguring infection if not caught early enough and we honestly do not know what the ultimate outcome, as far as scarring goes, will be in Miss Streep’s case.  We have never had an adult come in suffering from this.  Only babies.”

Meryl Streep's face with "scalded skin" infection.

Meryl Streep’s face with “scalded skin” infection.

Meryl Streep’s representatives had no comment other than to say that Miss Streep was being treated the same way doctors would treat a baby.

According to other sources, Streep originally complained of swollen lips and tongue and an inability to breathe.  This is called “angioedema,” and in many cases it can be fatal if not attended to quickly.

Dr. Sclafani continued:

“Miss Streep’s life may have been saved by the angioedema because she had originally written off the original infection as an itchy rash, but when her tongue was so swollen and her face got so bloated that she could barely take a breath, she was rushed to the ER where she treated with antihistamines and other medications.  

“At first we could not tell it was Meryl Streep because she looked like an elderly woman.   This happens a lot when you work in Hollywood and you see stars or other people of fame without their makeup or wigs and things like that.  We were able to stabilize Miss Streep and she will stay on antibiotics and other anti-swelling medications until all of the infection clears.  If that treatment fails to contain the infection, we may have to surgically remove layers of her skin or even part of her face.”

Hillary Clinton Weight Gain and FBI Investigation.

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fat hiullaryThe FBI is closing in on Hillary. and the stress of that fear is causing her gain huge amounts of weight.  Friends close to the former First Lady say that she has gained nearly 40 pounds in the past six months, and that she has had to change her style of dress to accommodate and/or cover the massive weight gain she has experienced around her stomach, hips and thighs.

MORE FAT HILLARY PICS HERE – Deflating Hillary’s Fat Belly .

According to endocrinologist Raymond Totondi, MD PhD,   Mrs. Clinton is headed towards morbid obesity.  fat hillary 2

“Stress causes the body to release a hormone called cortisol. Excess cortisol makes most people gain brown fat (visceral fat) around your waist, belly and overall abdomen.  The nagging fear that she might very well be indicted for serious crimes, and the constant stress of the campaign on her aging body, has caused Hillary Clinton to gain unhealthy amounts of weight.  If you look at Mrs. Clinton in more recent photos, she is now wearing very large and overly long blouses or jackets to cover or camouflage her widening frame.  Her legs are already very thick and burly, and the added weight gain only adds to this overall disproportion. “

Most people see weight gain as part of the aging process.  In American culture, a fat old lady is a healthy and robust old lady, but in the case of Mrs. Clinton, this visceral fat could lead to Type 2 diabetes, heart disease, auto-immune diseases and many forms of cancer — especially of the breast and colon.  fat hiullary

The fact that Hillary is gaining so much abdominal weight is more than ample proof that she is in an anxious state.  Bernie Sanders’ successful campaign did indeed put Hillary on edge, but it’s the FBI investigation  that is causing her to gain so much weight.   Grappling with a political opponent is a kind of “good” stress, and the thrill of that kind of chase is what makes politicians thrive, but the fear of a criminal indictment is “bad” stress, and this is what is causing Hillary’s incredible weight gain.

Dr. Totondi continued:

“If this FBI investigation continues on until the Democratic National Convention, we might be looking at a 200 pound candidate.  She might already be at the 200 pound tipping point.  If that’s true, we might be looking at a 250 pound candidate who is draped in longer and loungier blouses – the proverbial Mu-Mu.   She might even start wearing sweats or stretch pants.  

@NancySinatra says “RISE UP” now 5 #Policemen are dead.

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Nancy Sinatra Calls for Civil Unrest and Rioting in Baton Rouge ?
Hollywood’s oldest has-been-who-never-was NANCY SINATRA, who looks more leathery than her old go-go boots, is not only a political moron and an overall no-talent jackass, she is also a trouble-maker who seems to be inciting riots and civil unrest via her Twitter account.  nancy  
In the matter of Alton Sterling,   Nancy has told her followers – and Americans in general – to “rise up”  — rise up against whom?  I think she means that people should rise up against the police of the USA.    Now, it looks like there might be some rioting.  It’s starting out as “peaceful protests” but you know where things like this usually go.nancysin
Granted, this would have happened anyway, and most of Nancy Sinatra’s fans are on life support and hardly capable of taking to the streets without their Pride Jazzy scooters, but where does this old sack of shit – this nothing who is only famous BECAUSE HER FATHER WAS FRANK SINATRA — come off asking for people to RISE UP.   What if they rise up and burn down a store or kill an innocent bystander, you stupid old hag?    They can’t get near your house because you’re armed and you have a wall around your gaudy and tacky home.  It’s easy for you to say RISE UP because none of the RISING UP will happen anywhere near your mansion where you live with your father’s money.  I don’t count any money you made because without Frank Sinatra as a father, you would be a PIZZA WAITRESS — didn’t a really famous writer once call you that and then had to answer to your father’s goons?  
Alton Sterling, a 37-year-old man, was shot by a Baton Rouge police officer several times after he was pinned down to the ground by two officers, who arrived in response to a report that Sterling threatened a person with a gun, while selling CDs outside a convenience store. A firearm, reportedly possessed by Sterling at the time of the incident, was recovered from the scene of the shooting. This led to protests in Baton Rouge – and a Tweet from Nancy Sinatra to RISE UP.   Now the streets of Baton Rouge are filling with angry protesters.
Shut up Nancy Sinatra and go F**K YOURSELF.  You have no career.

@NancySinatra says “RISE UP” Now 5 #Policemen are dead.

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Nancy Sinatra Calls for citizens to rise up (against police) ???
Hollywood’s oldest has-been-who-never-was NANCY SINATRA, who looks more leathery than her old go-go boots, is not only a political moron and an overall no-talent jackass, she is also a trouble-maker who seems to be inciting riots and civil unrest via her Twitter account.  nancy  
In the matter of Alton Sterling,   Nancy has told her followers – and Americans in general – to “rise up”  — Rise up against whom?  I think she means that people should rise up against the police of the USA.    Now, it looks like there might be some rioting.  It’s starting out as “peaceful protests” but you know where things like this usually go.nancysin
Granted, this would have happened anyway, and most of Nancy Sinatra’s fans are on life support and hardly capable of taking to the streets without their Pride Jazzy scooters, but where does this old sack of shit – this nothing who is only famous BECAUSE HER FATHER WAS FRANK SINATRA — come off asking for people to RISE UP.   What if they rise up and burn down a store or kill an innocent bystander, you stupid old hag?    They can’t get near your house because you’re armed and you have a wall around your gaudy and tacky home.  It’s easy for you to say RISE UP because none of the RISING UP will happen anywhere near your mansion where you live with your father’s money.  I don’t count any money you made because without Frank Sinatra as a father, you would be a PIZZA WAITRESS — didn’t a really famous writer once call you that and then had to answer to your father’s goons?  
Alton Sterling, a 37-year-old man, was shot by a Baton Rouge police officer several times after he was pinned down to the ground by two officers, who arrived in response to a report that Sterling threatened a person with a gun, while selling CDs outside a convenience store. A firearm, reportedly possessed by Sterling at the time of the incident, was recovered from the scene of the shooting. This led to protests in Baton Rouge – and a Tweet from Nancy Sinatra to RISE UP.   Now the streets of Baton Rouge are filling with angry protesters.
Shut up Nancy Sinatra and go F**K YOURSELF.  You have no career.

What To Tell Your Children When They Ask About Trump

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babiesDonald Trump has been elected President of the United States and there is a very good possibility that his Presidency could have a very profound effect on the future of our children.  So what do you, as a proud and intelligent American, what do you say when your kids ask you about President Trump?

How do you explain how he rose to power?   What do we teach our children and what can they learn from the election of a man with so many flaws?

The Damien Zone asked several child psychologists for their opinions in order to create perhaps a handbook for explaining the election of President Trump.  The opinions we will share, and the things you should tell your inquisitive children, will hopefully make your children grow to be better Americans and emotionally stronger adults.

Here are some guidelines — things to tell your young ones when they ask about this man about whom so many children have heard a lot of unhappy murmuring.    This is a list of what you as a parent can do and how you should explain it to your children.

  1. Never think you are more intelligent that the man or woman who grows your food or makes your car or works with his hands in rural places where they don’t have tall buildings and Apple Stores.   Never take for granted that there are millions of people out there who work from sunrise to sunset to put bread on your table and milk in your refrigerator — or even the man who makes your refrigerator.
  2. Understand that most men talk about sexy girls and about their sexual conquests when they are in an all-male environment.  Children should understand that there is nothing wrong with them when they grow up to think that some women are sexy and some guys are hot, and that they will talk about this when they’re in a locker room or a baseball dugout with others of the same sex.  It’s perfectly normal and healthy and that’s the way it has been since the beginning of time.  The only people who don’t talk about “hot” girls and “hunky” guys are unhappy misfits who have already been taught by their fat and ugly teachers that self-hatred and self-loathing are things that make someone a virtuous person.  
  3. Don’t believe women or mommies who tell you that members of the female sex are just sexual objects who are used and demeaned by men, because almost always this is either a blatant lie or your mommy has serious mental health issues and should be put away until she snaps out of her delusional state.   Most women — apart from the mentally sick misfits –actually enjoy being sexually objectified or desired.  That’s why they buy tons of makeup and they get their hair dyed to look alluring,  and they wear sexy outfits.  In fact, even fat lesbians with crew cuts are trying to look sexy and sexually desirable for their lipstick-lesbian counterparts.  It’s all about the evolution of the mating ritual, and every ugly man or woman who claims to be “only a sex object” is lying because they try to internalize the truth about the fact that they are human beings who are genetically programmed to have sex for pleasure.  Then, when they feel they have been acting too sexy and they mess up  their lives and marriages, they say they were either raped or molested.  This is bad because it detracts from the reality that a lot of people are raped or molested for real — even fat lesbians with those crew cuts that have the splotch of gray in the front.    
  4. Don’t be a psycho Liberal and think you’re smarter than people who are Conservative and carry with them Conservative values and morals.  No one from New York City or Los Angeles is better than anyone else who was born a human being anywhere else in the USA.  The truth is that the people in the cities — the really hip and cool people — are actually the stupid ones because they don’t have minds of their own.  They follow the crowd to the IPad store and gloriously pretend that they like junky art and music beause they have no real opinions.  In reality, they are living unhappy lives that are fueled by wine and drugs and sex and deep-rooted hatred for moral and contented people.  They are secretly jealous of the man and woman in Middle America who have healthy family relationships and happy children who are allowed to dress up for Halloween and see the Baby Jesus statues at Christmas.   
  5. Never underestimate the power of being an “ordinary person,” because there is really no such thing as an ordinary person.  Regardless of where you come from in the USA, you are either a normal person with a unique personality, and your talents and interests are wrought from your own mind.   The mirror image of the normal person is the proverbial MISFIT — born to be unhappy and to drag that unhappiness down onto others.  They are peacocks stricken with a strange and deforming anomaly.  They show their fancy feathers and look happy and pretty, but they are sick within — like a pretty car that has hidden rust.  They eventually fall apart and blame everyone for their demise but themselves. 
  6. Don’t ever think that there is something cool about twerking or making lewd gestures while playing on stage at the White House for a First Lady who thinks that using a dirty word is demeaning to women, but then thinks nothing of featuring a hip hop entertainment that features cop killer rappers and twerking sluts — believing that these people are role models for their kids, while, at the same time, telling you that President Trump is evil simply because he used the word “pussy.”
  7. EAT FOOD.   Don’t be told that you are gluten intolerant or lactose intolerant unless a certified physician tells you so.  Do not allow your crazy parents to invent illnesses that you do not have simply because it’s really cool to have a disease.  The other kids will start thinking that you are weird and stupid — and that kind of stuff is annoying.  If your parents will not let you get vaccinated, call he police and tell them that your parents are endangering your health. 
  8. Don’t let the wife of the US President tell you or your school what you should be eating.  If they take the candy machine out of your school, tell your parents to move you to another school that is not run by unhappy MISFITS who hate themselves and want you to hate yourself too.  (see rule #2).
  9. Know that the USA is the greatest place on earth and that no matter what morons in Hollywood tell you, there is no better place in the universe.  Understand that millionaire celebrities are usually uneducated and stupid, but they have a lot of money so they do not have to live in dangerous neighborhoods with gangs and thugs.   They live behind gates and walls and they will try to make you feel bad about yourself if mommy or daddy is licensed to carry in order to protect you from Muslim terrorists or Mexican gangs.  
  10. Don’t believe in euphemisms — those are words that are kind of fake to make them sound nicer.   Grow up knowing that PRO-CHOICE really means PRO-ABORTION.   Some mommies — especially slutty druggie mommies — make babies like you and then, because they don’t want them, they suck them out with a whirling blade that chops the unborn baby to pieces and then sucks it away.  Sex education should only teach you how sex organs work, and why they work and how not to be a slutty slut or a dumb guy who doesn’t know how to use a condom because he is all full of alcohol and drugs who only wants pleasure at the moment.
  11. Believe in God and don’t pay any attention to atheists.   They are always unhappy people….always.  It’s okay to not practice any religion, but it’s healthy to know that there is a higher power than to succumb to the filthy scums in Hollywood and wherever else godless people assemble to take drugs, kill babies, twerk for Presidents and mock the people who grow lettuce and tomatoes and potatoes. 
  12. Be kind to people — unless they are MISFITS.    Just ignore them and pity their unhappiness.

MEET MIKE LINDELL THE “INVENTURE” of MY PILLOW.

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MIKE LINDELL IS TRULY THE “INVENTURE” of MY PILLOW.

You know him as the guy from those MY PILLOW commercials that air 24 hours per day, but if you watch and listen carefully to his commercials you might spot something more about Mike Lindell — he’s more than an INVENTOR upon whom you can rest your weary head.mikelindellll

Listen carefully to when he says in his ads:  “Hi, I’m Mike Lindell – INVENTURE – of My Pillow.”  If you though he was mispronouncing the word “inventor,” you’d be wrong.

“I came upon the word ‘inventure” by what you would call a happy accident,” said Lindell from his manufacturing warehouse in Minnesota.

“It sounds crazy now, but certain things happen for a reason.  I had just has some dental work when it came down to filming the commercial for My Pillow that airs quite frequently in some markets.  I sat in my office rehearing my sales pitch, and I each time I said “inventor” it came out wrong because my entire mouth was still a little numb from my dental procedure.   I know that INVENTURE sounded drunk or weird, but then I thought about it and I had a revelation.  I even had it entered as word in the new dictionary — SEE HERE De Word MY PILLOW INVENTURE.

mikelindellll“I realized that creating My Pillow was really, when you think about it,  an INVENTURE.  It was a combination of the words INVENTOR and ADVENTURE.  It was, like I said, a happy accident.    Now, when people ask me about my mispronunciation, I am quick to tell them exactly what I am telling you.  Everything that led up to the creation and marketing of My Pillow was truly an ADVENTURE about an INVENTION.   It was truly an INVENTURE.  I am the first person, I think, to have ever INVENTURED a product that is beloved by millions of people.”

Mike Lindell is also proud to tell President Elect Donald Trump that he is not moving his production to Mexico or anywhere else but his home state of Minnesota.

“The people of Mexico can buy My Pillow just as easily as anyone.  I am happy to sell it to them, but My Pillow is an All-American product that was INVENTURED right here in the USA.


BUTT HURT BITCHY QUEENS BOARD BLUE and Harass Ivanka.

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Zsa Zsa Gabor’s corpse is not even cold yet, but her high camp moment of slapping a Beverly Hills cop  has been topped by two frumpy, New-Yawk-Values-Lawyuhs – husband and husband — — who seemed to have gone off on a bitchy rage on a JetBlue flight bound for Florida.

BUTT HURT BITCHY QUEENS BOARD BLUE and Harass Ivanka Trump?

[Damien LeGallienne, Brussels]  Seems husband and husband were butt hurt by the outcome of the Presidential election so they made a big girlie scene on an airplane.   It’s safe to assume they’ve been butt hurt quite a few times, but now they have settled down to married life like two content and normal gay men.   WRONG!!!!!   They are bitchy queens!!!!

Yes, the pinnacle of HIGH CAMP has been reached, and it happened on a flight that is usually filled with old New Yawk women – grossly disfigured by years and years of sickening plastic surgery.

queensHere’s what happened — I guess you can say that this is MY OPINION — but take my word for it — my opinion is usually the right one.

Ivanka Trump – daughter of PRESIDENT TRUMP (get used to it, ladies) needed to get from JFK to wherever.  She traveled, with her little children, like an ordinary human being, on a crowded plane that has NO FIRST CLASS SEATING.   Why should she be insulted or ambushed by two morons?  She shouldn’t.

We live in a polite society — that was until the wee hours of  9 November when Donald Trump defeated the biggest lying piece of shit on the face of the earth in the Presidential Election.   OUCH!!!

Ivanka’s presence on the plane didn’t sit well with the whiny and queenie husband and husband who, if President Trump had never run for President, would have tweeted: “Oh my gawd!  We’re on the same plane with #IvankaTrump and she looks #fabulous.”

Notwithstanding the fact that the bitchy queens verbally abused her in front of her children, they tweeted prior to boarding, that they were going to do it — and they did.   This was a premeditated verbal assault.  The Tweet showed INTENT — so the two lawyuhs might now need lawyuhs…I assume.    I doubt Ivanka will trouble herself with litigation against these two balding old hags, but JetBlue might.

Listen, honey.  You don’t f**k with trouble on an airplane.  If you do, you get thrown off and you might get yourself barred from flying anywhere.  I support JetBlue 100% for tossing these two morons off the plane.  I am also for banning them from flying anywhere but Iran.  

Question:  What could possibly be more fun that watching two New-York-Values bitchy queens go full out queenie on Ivanka Trump while sitting on an airplane?  

Answer:  Watching the two bitchy queens get thrown off the airplane for being irate bitchy queens.

It doesn’t get any more hilarious than that unless you add the lies and deception put forth by the equally bitchy and queenie gay press who cherry pick tweets and Facebook comments to make it look like every human being in the USA is a gay basher.    Anyone who sides with these two New Yawk lawyuhs has never had to deal with bitchy queens.  It’s a daunting task.  

Okay, time for more hilarity about queenie bitchiness.

The ALWAYS LYING “ADVOCATE” gay newspaper shit wipe – said that “FAR RIGHT people are tweeting out the cell phone numbers of the two aforementioned bitchy queens.”   Now think about this:  Who would have the cell phone numbers for these two morons?  Their FRIENDS!!!!   Of course — so,  dear Advocate, the truth is that the bitchy queens have equally bitchy queen friends who sold them out by giving out their mobile numbers on social media.  You don’t have to be a genius to figure that one out, but the Advocate is content to lie as usual.

More fun:

“They — bitchy MATTHEW LASNER and his bitchy husband  DAN GOLDSTEIN – were whispering (LIE) their displeasure about having to share a plane with the Trump family.”   LIE!!!!

“The husband – who was sitting with his husband — TWEETED out that he was going to GO AFTER HER.  (TRUTH) <—There you go, folks.   The butt hurt bitchy queens saw their prey, and being the good and progressive social justice warriors they are, they opted to save the world whilst sitting in a cheap seat on a cheap airline (granted that it’s the only airline who does the route) with their cheap behavior.  It’s a new camp classic.  This is more fun than Nancy Kerrigan getting her kneecaps busted by Tonya Harding.

>>>>In now-deleted tweets, Lasner wrote, “Ivanka and Jared at JFK T5, flying commercial. My husband chasing them down to harass them. #banalityofevil.” <<<<

Excuse me, honies. but WTF is a Banality of Evil.  It should have been #TheBanalityOfBeingaTypicallyBitchyQueen

He later tweeted, “My husband expressed displeasure (LIE) in a calm tone ( LIE) , JetBlue staff overheard and they kicked us off.”<<<<<LIAR LIAR LIAR!   The two queens made a scene.  It takes a LOT to get kicked off a plane.   I suggest that they YELLED at Ivanka and they said “Why isn’t she flying private?”  Then they got all queenie and loud and….you know the rest.

Maybe she’s not flying private because she felt like watching the side show that these two morons provided.

 

ROB REINER – NANCY SINATRA — TWO TWITTER ASSHOLES

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ROB REINER – NANCY SINATRA — TWO TWITTER ASSHOLES

HERE IS THE TWEET:  aasin

Nancy Sinatra is only famous because her father was Frank Sinatra.  She had no talent and no looks.   She is now an old and horrifying asshole who says stupid and uninformed shit on Twitter because she’s basically an idiot who grew up in the booze-soaked bubble of the over-hyped and shit-wipe world of her father.

Recently, after the death of a black man who was shot by police, Nancy cried out on Twitter for the people to, “RISE UP!”  The next day 5 Dallas policemen were dead.  Did her Tweet cause that to happen?  Let’s say…it didn’t help.

NANCY SINATRA THINKS THAT YOU HAVE THE MIND OF A 4-YEAR-OLD CHILD IF YOU VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP.  SHE SAID SO ON TWITTER….SO THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR BUYING HER RECORDS.  

In the early 1950s, Nancy Sinatra – not naturally pretty like her sister Tina — was a dark, swarthy and homely dog. So, in the the 1960s, because she was Frank’s daughter, an army of plastic surgeons and dental surgeons and cosmetics experts were called into make the family dog look presentable.  This had to be done because Nancy’s “father-ordered” recording career would not have had a chipmunk’s chance in an owl enclosure with her looking like a greasy and homely waif who had just arrived at Ellis Island. 20151001_085452

Later, when her hair was made blond and her body was developed, she was handed the keys to the recording studio, where she was then easily escorted — with the help of a lot of echo chambers and crafty mixing — onto the pop charts with a few songs that now, since she is nearing 80,  still tag along behind her and her walker and her wigs and her homely shriveled face and flat, deformed mouth which mercilessly is being reclaimed in all its ugliness by a vengeful god.

Then there is Rob Reiner — an absolute no-talent — who, like Nancy Sinatra, is the spawn of a TV icon — who was never really funny either.  But Hollywood, being what it is, allows a lot of no-talents to slip in and get famous.

In Rob Reiner’s case, he went from a homely, shapelessly lumpy, balding, comb-over doofus, to a starring role on TV show that I believe ruined the basic morals of America.rob-reiner

“ALL IN THE FAMILY” a show lifted (stolen) from British TV by Norman Lear, another asshole who never had an original idea in his life, depicted the common man of America as an uneducated moron who needed a Jewish son-in-law (disguised as a liberal Polish-American college student) to enlighten him.

Norman Lear cleverly turned Ward Cleaver – the reason why America was once great — into a thing called Archie Bunker:  A uneducated, stupid, unread, unworldly, intolerant, stupid, bigoted lump of shit who represented everything that Norman Lear despised.

In other words, Normal Lear, using Rob Reiner’s character as a catalyst, took the working man of the USA and re-invented him as a monster.   This was a criminal thing to do, but the dopey White Christian Americans laughed without realizing that they were being mocked.   THEY were the butt of the joke.   Pretty shrewd, right?

ROB REINER THINKS THAT YOU HAVE THE MIND OF A 4-YEAR-OLD CHILD IF YOU VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP.  HE SAID SO ON TWITTER….SO THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR WATCHING HIS MOVIES. 

“Michael Stivik” (Meathead) was depicted as a Polish-American liberal, but that’s how they do it in Hollywood.  A Jewish character  — always smarter and wiser and funnier and more compassionate — is depicted as something else – something charming –  so that the show will play in Peoria.

It’s a gimmick from which Rob Reiner benefited greatly, and one which Norman Lear used to defame and diminish the common man.  For that he is viewed as a genius, when, as I said before, he stole the show from a British sitcom and molded it to fit his HOLLYWOOD VALUES — all of which are anti-American and hateful.

Then, Hollywood being Hollywood, and people named Reiner getting the untalented leg up, Rob went on to be a director and so on and so on and so on.  Rob Reiner is a fatter, balder, older, and less talented version of Ben Stiller, and any Coppola who ever fell out of a uterus.

In my opinion, Rob Reiner and Nancy Sinatra are two untalented assholes who got in on the ground floor because they were the evil spawn of two big names.  

If Rob Reiner’s dad Carl Reiner had been an accountant in Fresno, Rob Reiner would now be a retired accountant in Fresno too.  If Frank Sinatra had never made it as a singer and ended up working in a bar or restaurant,  Nancy Sinatra would be a retired pizza waitress dating an old bookie who just had a quintuple bypass.

So — what is the point of all this?  Why have I singled out Nancy and Rob?   Why do I dislike them?  Why do I focus on the obvious fact that they are the untalented kids of talented or marginally talented people?

I do this because they are both busy on Twitter — Tweeting out their LIBERAL TOLERANCE by HATING Donald Trump and everyone who voted for him.  They cannot face the facts.  They can’t sit back in their walled mansions and let things be.  They have to spout their sickening and stupid shit because they crave relevance.aasin

 

“Deep down they know they are not talented or important people,” said psychologist Judith Traherne.  “They know, although it’s deeply hidden in their psyche, that they are impostors.   Because they live with the throbbing unconscious and subconscious nagging knowledge that they have no true relevance or talent of their own, they  use their strange fame to again become relevant…but it’s too late.  They hate themselves, so they hate anyone with whom they disagree.  It’s very basic psychology when you put all the pieces out on the table.”

What To Tell Your Children When They Ask About Trump

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What To Tell Your Children When They Ask About Trump

[Damien LeGallienne] Donald Trump has been elected President of the United States and there is a very good possibility that his Presidency could have a very profound effect on the future of our children.  So what do you, as a proud and intelligent American, u say when your kids ask you about President Trump?

How do you explain how he rose to power?   What do we teach our children and what can they learn from the election of a man with so many flaws?

My opinions about the things you should tell your inquisitive children will hopefully enable them to grow, and to be better Americans and emotionally stronger adults.

babiesHere are some guidelines:   This is a list of what you as a parent can do and how you should explain it to your children.

  1. Never think you are more intelligent that the man or woman who grows your food or makes your car or works with his hands in rural places where they don’t have tall buildings and Apple Stores.   Never take for granted that there are millions of people out there who work from sunrise to sunset to put bread on your table and milk in your refrigerator — or even the man who makes your refrigerator.
  2. Understand that most men talk about sexy girls and about their sexual conquests when they are in an all-male environment.  Children should understand that there is nothing wrong with them when they grow up to think that some women are sexy and some guys are hot, and that they will talk about this when they’re in a locker room or a baseball dugout with others of the same sex.  It’s perfectly normal and healthy and that’s the way it has been since the beginning of time.  The only people who don’t talk about “hot” girls and “hunky” guys are unhappy misfits who have already been taught by their fat and ugly teachers that self-hatred and self-loathing are things that make someone a virtuous person.  
  3. Don’t believe women or mommies who tell you that members of the female sex are just sexual objects who are used and demeaned by men, because almost always this is either a blatant lie or your mommy has serious mental health issues and should be put away until she snaps out of her delusional state.   Most women — apart from the mentally sick misfits –actually enjoy being sexually objectified or desired.  That’s why they buy tons of makeup and they get their hair dyed to look alluring,  and they wear sexy outfits.  In fact, even fat lesbians with crew cuts are trying to look sexy and sexually desirable for their lipstick-lesbian counterparts.  It’s all about the evolution of the mating ritual, and every ugly man or woman who claims to be “only a sex object” is lying because they try to internalize the truth about the fact that they are human beings who are genetically programmed to have sex for pleasure.  Then, when they feel they have been acting too sexy and they mess up  their lives and marriages, they say they were either raped or molested.  This is bad because it detracts from the reality that a lot of people are raped or molested for real — even fat lesbians with those crew cuts that have the splotch of gray in the front.    
  4. Don’t be a psycho Liberal and think you’re smarter than people who are Conservative and carry with them Conservative values and morals.  No one from New York City or Los Angeles is better than anyone else who was born a human being anywhere else in the USA.  The truth is that the people in the cities — the really hip and cool people — are actually the stupid ones because they don’t have minds of their own.  They follow the crowd to the IPad store and gloriously pretend that they like junky art and music beause they have no real opinions.  In reality, they are living unhappy lives that are fueled by wine and drugs and sex and deep-rooted hatred for moral and contented people.  They are secretly jealous of the man and woman in Middle America who have healthy family relationships and happy children who are allowed to dress up for Halloween and see the Baby Jesus statues at Christmas.   
  5. Never underestimate the power of being an “ordinary person,” because there is really no such thing as an ordinary person.  Regardless of where you come from in the USA, you are either a normal person with a unique personality, and your talents and interests are wrought from your own mind.   The mirror image of the normal person is the proverbial MISFIT — born to be unhappy and to drag that unhappiness down onto others.  They are peacocks stricken with a strange and deforming anomaly.  They show their fancy feathers and look happy and pretty, but they are sick within — like a pretty car that has hidden rust.  They eventually fall apart and blame everyone for their demise but themselves. 
  6. Don’t ever think that there is something cool about twerking or making lewd gestures while playing on stage at the White House for a First Lady who thinks that using a dirty word is demeaning to women, but then thinks nothing of featuring a hip hop entertainment that features cop killer rappers and twerking sluts — believing that these people are role models for their kids, while, at the same time, telling you that President Trump is evil simply because he used the word “pussy.”
  7. EAT FOOD.   Don’t be told that you are gluten intolerant or lactose intolerant unless a certified physician tells you so.  Do not allow your crazy parents to invent illnesses that you do not have simply because it’s really cool to have a disease.  The other kids will start thinking that you are weird and stupid — and that kind of stuff is annoying.  If your parents will not let you get vaccinated, call the police and tell them that your parents are endangering your health. 
  8. Don’t let the wife of the US President tell you or your school what you should be eating.  If they take the candy machine out of your school, tell your parents to move you to another school that is not run by unhappy MISFITS who hate themselves and want you to hate yourself too.  (see rule #2).
  9. Know that the USA is the greatest place on earth and that no matter what morons in Hollywood tell you, there is no better place in the universe.  Understand that millionaire celebrities are usually uneducated and stupid, but they have a lot of money so they do not have to live in dangerous neighborhoods with gangs and thugs.   They live behind gates and walls and they will try to make you feel bad about yourself if mommy or daddy is licensed to carry in order to protect you from Muslim terrorists or Mexican gangs.  
  10. Don’t believe in euphemisms — those are words that are kind of fake to make them sound nicer.   Grow up knowing that PRO-CHOICE really means PRO-ABORTION.   Some mommies — especially slutty druggie mommies — make babies like you and then, because they don’t want them, they suck them out with a whirling blade that chops the unborn baby to pieces and then sucks it away.  Sex education should only teach you how sex organs work, and why they work and how not to be a slutty slut or a dumb guy who doesn’t know how to use a condom because he is all full of alcohol and drugs who only wants pleasure at the moment.
  11. Believe in God and don’t pay any attention to atheists.   They are always unhappy people….always.  It’s okay to not practice any religion, but it’s healthy to know that there is a higher power than to succumb to the filthy scums in Hollywood and wherever else godless people assemble to take drugs, kill babies, twerk for Presidents and mock the people who grow lettuce and tomatoes and potatoes. 
  12. Be kind to people — even if they are MISFITS.    A misfit in danger or need should not be cast aside.  The worst thing you can be is unkind or violent.  When a misfit is not in need, and is simply acting out their misfitted-ness, you should simply ignore them and pity their unhappiness.

MEET MIKE LINDELL THE “INVENTURE” of MY PILLOW.

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MIKE LINDELL IS TRULY THE “INVENTURE” of MY PILLOW.

You know him as the guy from those MY PILLOW commercials that air 24 hours per day, but if you watch and listen carefully to his commercials you might spot something more about Mike Lindell — he’s more than an INVENTOR upon whom you can rest your weary head.mikelindellll

Listen carefully to when he says in his ads:  “Hi, I’m Mike Lindell – INVENTURE – of My Pillow.”  If you thought he was mispronouncing the word “inventor,” you’d be wrong.

“I came upon the word ‘inventure” by what you would call a happy accident,” said Lindell from his manufacturing warehouse in Minnesota.

“It sounds crazy now, but certain things happen for a reason.  I had just has some dental work when it came down to filming the commercial for My Pillow that airs quite frequently in some markets.  I sat in my office rehearing my sales pitch, and I each time I said “inventor” it came out wrong because my entire mouth was still a little numb from my dental procedure.   I know that INVENTURE sounded drunk or weird, but then I thought about it and I had a revelation.  I even had it entered as word in the new dictionary — SEE HERE De Word MY PILLOW INVENTURE.

mikelindellll“I realized that creating My Pillow was really, when you think about it,  an INVENTURE.  It was a combination of the words INVENTOR and ADVENTURE.  It was, like I said, a happy accident.    Now, when people ask me about my mispronunciation, I am quick to tell them exactly what I am telling you.  Everything that led up to the creation and marketing of My Pillow was truly an ADVENTURE about an INVENTION.   It was truly an INVENTURE.  I am the first person, I think, to have ever INVENTURED a product that is beloved by millions of people.”

Mike Lindell is also proud to tell President Elect Donald Trump that he is not moving his production to Mexico or anywhere else but his home state of Minnesota.

“The people of Mexico can buy My Pillow just as easily as anyone.  I am happy to sell it to them, but My Pillow is an All-American product that was INVENTURED right here in the USA.

Meryl Streep and Other Actors Suffering From a Form of Autism

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Meryl Streep and Other Actors Suffering From a Form of Autism

merylAccording to a somewhat shocking revelation from the worlds of both Psychiatric Medicine(1) and Developmental Biology, the average American with basic social skills and academic acumen — which need not include college or post graduate education — will hear or read the words spoken by Meryl Streep at the 2017 Golden Globe Awards and come away with two different opinions according to the recent discovery of a new frame of autism(2) that seems to afflict many or most people who are drawn, since childhood, to careers in acting or performing. merylstreep  

Content and essentially functional individuals – those without any evidence of a new autism criteria –  will be confused  by Meryl Streep’s words at The Golden Globe Awards for 2017. words,  The rest — excluding those who do not understand the political process owing to IQ levels below 77 — will sit somewhere on the new “spectrum” of autism and they will celebrate her words and view them as highly important and inspiring.” [Raymond Totondi, MD PhD.   Skylight Institue, Bern Switzerland.]

HOLLYWOOD THINKING AS A SIGN OF AUTISM

“Actors choose acting as a career to compensate for their inability to communicate or empathize on normal human levels. (3) It’s not a far-fetched concept in the sense that it can be easily demonstrated in a small control group of working actors, employed or unemployed,  and ordinary working people in the same situations. “ [Helen LaVista, MD PhD University of Nevada.]

Without getting into highly complicated medical jargon, According to Dr. LaVista,  the “normal” people — those who show none of the signs of autism as it is known — will question why Meryl Streep and others like her would muddy the stage of an awards show with a political diatribe that has nothing to do with their work as actors.  They will question the reasoning and the validity and the pertinence of these politically volatile outbursts.   (4) The others – those who test within the new spectrum of autism — will view Meryl Streep’s words as inspiring and important.   They will not be able to understand that working on a stage and working on a loading dock does not give one any better or higher platform from which to spout political opinions.  “They just don’t get it,” said Dr. LaVista.

“Prior to 2013, autism was graded on a 3 level scale.  (5) Depending on the degree of personality deficit, those afflicted with autism would be marked as: 1) ASPERGER SYNDROME, 2) AUTISTIC DISORDER, 3) PDD-NOS or Pervasive Developmental Disorder, Not Otherwise Specified.  Now things are very different.” 

Dr, LaVista explained that these three levels of Diagnostic Autism – the proverbial “spectrum” – ceased to exist as such when doctors changed the whole thing around in 2013 by creating the new autistic element called (6) SCD – SOCIAL COMMUNICATIVE DISORDER – a milder version(7) of autism which usually goes unnoticed, but has been used to explain the strange behavior of people who choose acting or the performing arts as a means to earn a living.

The new autism spectrum is much more all-encompassing. Some people afflicted seem to be intelligent and articulate,  while others suffer from profoundly deficient issues(8) with empathy, reality and acceptance.   The one thing that all or most of these afflicted have in common is that they often work as actors.

“This study explains the liberal behavior of many actors in Hollywood and the difficult behavior of stage performers that has been spoken about for centuries,” said Dr. Katman F. Gleason, a psychiatrist specializing in Abnormal Brain Development and Developmental Social Skills.

“These people prefer to be among others like themselves although they are not consciously aware of this tendency.  They assume that they are surrounded by good people who think like they do, when in fact, they truly have no real empathy or attachment to anyone but themselves.  (9)Friendships, relationships and marriages in this group are very superficial and transient in nature.   Even simple things like a hug or a kiss on the cheek is part of the “performance” they put on from one minute to the next.  There is no (10) sincerity in spite of the fact that these people see themselves as highly virtuous and compassionate.

autismmm“It  explains why an actress like Meryl Streep will, at one moment,  stand to enthusiastically applaud the work of motion picture director Roman Polanski – ignoring the fact that he is a child rapist who fled the United States in the 1970s to escape going to prison, and at the next moment, she will pretend to shed tears over a physically challenged man she believes was mocked by US President-elect Donald Trump. “

So what does all this mean?  It seems to mean that many or most of Hollywood actors thrive together in some kind of biosphere where they compliment each other until they lose whatever contact they may have had with reality.  They seem to detest people outside of their world even if those people share their political beliefs.

“The reason they loathe their own fans, even those with whom they seem to agree – referring to them as people who watch football or mixed martial arts — is because they are not even aware of what their political opinions really mean.   For them it’s the same as acting and rehearsing dialogue.  Sadly, actors are always acting and acting out.  It’s actually a tragic situation.” [Dr, Helen LaVista MD PhD].

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TCM Sucks Without Robert Osborne and Here’s Why.

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TCM Sucks Without Robert Osborne and Here’s Why.

If you’ve been wondering why TURNER CLASSIC MOVIES, once perhaps the finest network on cable TV, is starting to stink like a rotten fish, you need look no further than the new faces who have stepped into the spotlight and behind the scenes — people who seem to have no knowledge of film and no taste in film, and who seem to possess a sick fixation for focusing on phony diversity and crappy movies, and some really dumb promotional gimmicks.robert osborne

TCM used to be the TV station you could always turn to when you needed the comfort of a classic film.  It had taste, and standards, and dignity….and it had Robert Osborne.   

Nowadays, with Osborne somewhere in the distant horizon –  and nobody really knows what’s going on with him apart from the fact that he’s old — TCM has lost its allure and class, and the only thing that saves it from being just another shitty cable show is that every now and then you get a brief look at someone like Bette Davis or Basil Rathbone or Olivia deHavilland.   The rest of the time you’re watching newer movies laced with profanity or obscure art films that bore you to death.  Yes, these are movies too, and they have their place in the archive of film history, but most of it is pure shit… and people are tuning out.

ALECBetween those moments of cinema greatness, you have to sit through some really stupid stuff because a whole bunch of people were laid off and someone named Jennifer Dorian stepped in to cover for the whole lot.   Dorian might be partially responsible for the new getting-shitty TCM but we prefer to think that it’s the new liberal hosts and amateur talents who taint the entire concept of what TCM once was.

But before Jennifer Dorain and the whole shakeup,  and the semi-vanishing of Robert Osborne, there were glimmers of shitty things to come on the horizon.  

It all started when Alec Baldwin somehow pushed his way onto the set — and let’s face it — that is what he did.  This big dope, this politically moronic Neanderthal bully, managed to snag a short stint as a co-host alongside Robert Osborne.  It took about 10 minutes for anyone with a brain to figure out that  Alec Baldwin knows nothing about movies.  Geez!   He didn’t even know how to pronounce FILM NOIR properly.   And, what Baldwin pretended to know always sounded stupid and contrived.

Alec Baldwin, with Robert Osborne noticeably squirming in his seat, pompously described classic films – great movies that have been analyzed by brilliant minds for decades — with flowery and silly impostor-speak.   He sounded like a complete idiot (which is what he is)  when he said things like.  “You can see here how Hitchcock, in this ‘FILM NEW-ARE’ (film noir)  was coaxing the sweat from your brow and convincing the hair on the back of your neck to stand up.”  Come on, Alex!  Get the f**k out of here.   Thankfully, he’s gone…for the time being.  He’ll probably bully his way back dressed as Donald Trump and talking up movies about American Presidents.   Yes — it might get that dumb over at TCM.

I have chosen to exclude Sally Field from my list of shitty people on TCM because I think she is mentally sick and I would not want to say something bad about her — except that she is mentally sick.

Another sign of shitty, which didn’t really show itself until the Presidential election of 2016, is the fact that Ben Mankiewicz, the guy who stepped up to do weekends a few years ago, and seemed to be somewhat tolerable,has turned out to be just another Hollywood Liberal with his stupid and “nobody is watching” Young Turks news program.

BENMankiewicz sat at the Young Turks News Desk ( if you can call it that)  on election night along with his panel of totally untalented, uninteresting and utterly unlikeable cast of young Turks and bemoaned the election of Donald Trump.  Of course this was apart from his duties on TCM, but that kind of shit trickles into the whole diorama that is TCM.  

Here’s the thing, Ben:  When a TV show has class, and Hollywood Liberals start to trickle in, the viewers flee because the show starts to become coarse.  And, like Hollywood itself, the whole shebang loses its charm.   Because of this Hollywood Liberal factor that seems to be penetrating to the core of TCM, the show has changed and become…SHTICKY.    Who knew?

Now they have this new thing where they bring in viewer co-hosts – and of course these people stink and bore you to death.  There is a reason why some people are fans and some people are on-air hosts.    The fans, for the most part, totally stink and should not be set before a camera.  It’s dumb — but not as dumb as the TCM WINE CLUB.

What merchandising skunk came up with that stupid idea?   “Yes, this hearty merlot goes great with any Bela Lugosi movie because its levity and faint aromas take us back to a dark forest….”   It’s so dumb that it’s not even worth writing about.   They really have to get rid of that TCM Wine Club.  Get real stars – if they’re still alive and functioning – to introduce the films for which they are famous.

They had some nobody introduce THE BAD SEED when they could have gotten Patty McCormack herself to introduce the movie.  She’s a very talented and engaging actress — and she is very much still around.  Why do you need some nobody when the real thing is probably ready, willing and able?  Hollywood is Hollywood because people get sick of seeing nobodies every day.  Of course you can’t dig up most of the dead stars who play in these films, but at least make an effort.  

SUMMATION:   Without Robert Osborne – future unknown – Turner Classic Movies is slowly getting shittier and shittier.  Eventually it will have commercials and a reality show.   If you’ve tuned into TCM lately you might hear, “Sorry, wrong number.”  Not the movie – the operator.

ASHLEY JUDD -UNEDUCATED SKANK – SLURS TRUMP

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ASHLEY JUDD -UNEDUCATED SKANK – SLURS TRUMP

“She reminds me of the character Veda Pierce in the Joan Crawford movie, MILDRED PIERCE.  She’s a pretentious ingrate who tries to deny her own truth and her own roots because she wants to belong to satanic Hollywood.  She fits right in with those evil monsters.” [Dr. Mildred Sclafani.  Producer-Director]

 

[DAMIEN LeGALLIENNE, BRUSSELS, BELGIUM] – Ashley Judd represented Middle-America today by sharing the stage at the totally useless and vulgar Woman’s March on Washington with fat and disgusting Michael Moore in a childish display of  something that was all about acting out and play acting.  

When Miss Judd (looking old and tore up) grabbed the microphone, she read a poem that was supposedly written  by a 19 year-old girl from the hills of Tennessee.

In that poem, apart from all of the vulgarity and coarseness which, in all probability, was actually written by some unhappy and no-date-for-the-1967-prom ugly dog from New Yawk, Ashley shouted,  “I am not as nasty as your own daughter being your favorite sex symbol, like your wet dreams infused with your own genes,”

In other words, she was insinuating that Donald Trump lusts after his own daughter.   Mind you, these were not Ashley’s own words, but they were words from a crude poem, that was invented, in my opinion, by someone who doesn’t give a shit about anyone from Tennessee.  But the poem – real writer aside – was CHOSEN by Ashley – or her publicity people – to be read aloud at the fat-and-ugly and un-fuckable Women’s March on Washington. ashley-judd

This moron, Ashley Judd, an aging has-been actress, should be taking care of her dying mother -and/or – taking a long look at herself and realize that she is just a poor Appalachian life-lottery winner who is betraying the dirt poor people who look up to her.  She is a complete scum bag and a sell-out.  She makes me sick.   She mocks Trump — a man who raised great kids – yet her own mother who is dangerously ill both physically and mentally – the person who literally created her and got her famous –  has been thrown under a bus while this low life tries to promote her I WAS MOLESTED agenda.

“Ashley thinks she is still a Hollywood star.  Screw Hollywood !!  Get rid of it !!  Stop watching the society-coarsening shit that comes out of that godless shit hole,” said one insider close to the Judd family.

Let me tell you, the last thing any of these people would want is for The Damien Zone to be the DICTATOR of the USA.   We’d make Stalin look like Ghandi.   Hollywood would not exist in the Damien Zone.  They’d all be doing hard time — even if they’re white trash who washed up over the Ozark border.

Ashley Judd is, from birth, a mega-WHITE-TRASH nothing.  In any other life, like thousands of women of her ilk, her best chance in life would be landing a job as a waitress at Stuckey’s or Cracker Barrel and living out her life on welfare and booze – but she had an edge.  Her mother WAS gorgeous and talented.ashley mothrt

If you read Ashley Judd’s bio on Wikipedia – all about her educational background – you will read that she went to 13 schools here and there, and that once (WOW) she went to France to study French, and that she was “nominated” for Phi Beta Kappa at some college yet she, “did not graduate with her class.”

If you read elsewhere, you hear tales of multiple degrees and PhDs etc.  This creep is as dumb as a rock, I don’t care what imaginative or unimaginative degrees she has, she’s a fucking idiot.

Put that all questionable EDUCATION together and what does it spell?    Answer: She is UNEDUCATED !!!  She has NO REAL ACADEMIC CREDENTIALS– or none that are readily apparent when she speaks.

Ashley Judd is UNEDUCATED and stupid and moronic, but if you string enough academic-sounding pieces of shit-string together in a bio, you can see that some shticky publicist created – for a fee – the paper-trail illusion that she is a genius..

Truth be told, Ashley Judd is an Appalachian White who climbed over the talents of her mother Naomi and sister Wynona.   We won’t say what else she PROBABLY did to land a part in a movie.

Ashley – as an Appalachian White –  is a member of a poor and seriously marginalized community that goes 100% ignored by the Hollywood virtue-signalling crowd simply because they’re white and they usually believe in God and they are viewed as the ultimate Red State flyover folks.

Hollywood does not “feel” charity for people like that.    And, since Ashley Judd thinks she is HOLLYWOOD and not APPALACHIAN, she has turned on Donald Trump.   Why?  Because she can’t buy a fucking job now that she is closing in on 50 and her white trash wrinkle-genes are kicking in and her breasts are spreading apart like an over-cooked croissant.   She had to do something shameless and undignified in order to get a few seconds of spotlight.  It’s too late Ashley…too late.

Go home, you dumb shit.  Go take care of your mother and stop being a Hollywood whore-for-fame.  It’s Satanic.


Shia LeBouef DIVIDE US Meltdown — Mental Health Issues?

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Shia LeBouef DIVIDE US Meltdown VIDEO — Mental Health Issues?

[DAMIEN LeGALLIENE, REPORTING]

If you’ve seen a recent viral video of an insane young bearded man in a red cap, screaming rabidly in the face of another helpless little nebbish-looking dude, “HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US!  HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US,” you probably already know that the lunatic in question is the fading star and professional drunk driver, Shia Beouf.

“So there he was, out on the streets performing some kind of “Performance Art” show along with some actor friend pretending to be a Neo Nazi.  Trying to soak up some of the rays from the Trump Inauguration and not be left out.   It was Shia’s last chance to be seen by a crowd — any crowd — and he lucked out because most people watching his stupid video believe that it’s a real thing or it actually happened with him in the part of a courageous crusader for justice, and  that he verbally beat down a Nazi.  How can people be so stupid?”   

If you don’t remember the name SHIA LeBOUEF it’s okay because a lot of people, including the heads of major motion picture studios, have forgotten it too.  <—Note that I am starting out semi not nice.

Where do I begin when I set out to describe the sanity of Shia LaBoeuf?  Well, I could start out with telling you that he is the son of an allegedly-beloved and allegedly-French clown (not Jerry Lewis), and that his mother is indeed an old hippie who used to own a HEAD shop.  No “allegedly” there.  It’s on his IMDB bio.

For those of you who don’t smoke weed or hash or any dope in any of its various vaporous forms, a HEAD SHOP is a store that sells everything one needs to smoke pot and to purchase all the little do-dads that usually earmark someone as an all around loser — the kind of people who are circled by lifelong vultures of non-achievement.

shia tatI’m not saying that his mom was a stoner or a loser, but Shia admits – according to IMDB —  that mom was indeed a hippie and that she did own a head shop.   So lets assume that one could connect a few dots and announce sadly that the damage done to Shia’s brain occurred at conception – sperm meets egg – when those pesky chromosomes were so buzzed that they forget how to exchange all the genetic stuff in the right order.  One DNA was rummaging wildly through the refrigerator looking for cake while another was out on the street asking to borrow money for car fare.  It happens –even in the best of Marijuana Clown families.

Sounds like a joke, eh, but a lot of kids are screwed from conception because their parents were wastoids.  I know that sounds judgmental because, well, why blame illegal drug abuse for your kid’s developmental disorders and inability to grow into his or her brain when it’s so much more fun and socially progressive to blame it all on the vaccines and pesticides, and all the other “horrible” things that make life livable?

For the moment, we’re going to save the “ruined from conception” option until we examine other possibilities.

It’s not an unusual for a child star to go nuts.  That’s what usually happens in Hollywood.  I am not going to get into the whole Pizza-gate thing, nor will I mention, Jaden Smith, the P.T. Barnum 10 cent freak show who accompanies Shia in his lunacy, but there has to be something really wrong going on in that decrepit shit hole called Hollywood.

Almost always,  La-La Land’s  younger members , as they grow up, lose their minds and their sanity and their dignity..   It’s nothing new either.  Stars and starlets have been melting down far out of proportion to the rest of their peers in Ordinary-ville way back since the days of the silent movies.

Sometimes I think that Satan owns a home on Laurel Canyon Blvd. It’s possible, you know.

One anonymous doctor says, “Maybe it’s not that Hollywood ruins the minds of young people.  Maybe, instead, it’s the pushing of demented parents whose minds or temperaments  are drawn to the decadent glow of Hollywood, and maybe they have passed that dementia onto their children both genetically and emotionally.  Maybe the kid was already mentally unwell and that’s why they were drawn to Hollywood in the first place.  There are so many organic brain diseases and mental health issues and delusional states of mind that could lead a youngster into the world of Hollywood, and sometimes, no matter how hard I look and listen and poke and prod, I wonder myself if perhaps there might not be some evil or malevolent force hanging over that entire town. Is it Satan?  I don’t know.  I am a man of medicine.  I’m not supposed to think about stuff like that.”  shia

How about this possibility?  Maybe Shia is not really insane, but he would rather be viewed as being insane in order to please the Satan who rules over Hollywood.   Maybe, he is play acting so that he gets something else — like an Oscar nomination.

Hmmmm?  You see, Shia is the star of a new war movie.  Peace-loving and gun-hating actors who won’t “let him divide us” like to star in war movies because they can get the middle American hicks they despise to go out and see them.

And, although the movie has been panned by the critics and it seems to be headed straight to the $5.00 rack at Walmart,  Shia could possibly get an Oscar nod.   I would suggest that his maniacal actions as of late — including the HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US rant — is crazy enough to attract the attention from the demented minds in Hollywood.  Maybe his hatred for Donald Trump will be his best acting job and for that he will win both the phony approval of his moronic peers, and an Academy Award.  I won’t hold my breath.

Personally, my opinion is that he is insane and volatile.  I also think that he is stupid and creepy and simple-minded.  I think he’s a moron who’s just smart enough to try anything at this point.  When you’re falling as fast as Shia is falling, you’ll grab a twig and think it’s a parachute.

 

Okay, so Shia LeBouef used to be a cute kid and he was pushed on to bigger things by Steven Spielberg, but then he bad-mouthed Steven and the movie they made together and that was the end of that.   He is no longer a cute kid,  He’s short and furry and nobody seems to like him.  In order to compensate for all that fuck up, he has to refashion himself into an incredible asshole so that he can coax the demented people in Satan-Land to give him an Oscar nod.   PATHETIC.

 

James Franco, Under The Influence of Hollywood’s Satan, is Suicidal Over Trump.

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James Franco, Under The Influence of Hollywood’s Satan, is Suicidal Over Trump.

THE STRANGE DISEASE OF JAMES FRANCO…and others like him.

James Franco, a marginally talented actor, an imitation closet homosexual, and a narcissistic asshole (pardon the triple redundancy) is having great difficulty dealing with the Presidential election results.   It’s pitiful and your thoughts and prayers would be greatly appreciated during this most difficult time for him. 

Owing to the fact that Donald Trump is now the President of the United States of America, poor James has fallen into a “deep depression” and his mind cannot come to grips with its own identity…or something like that.  I don’t really know what that means, but it’s essentially what he said.   Kindly indulge me here. Pretend that it all makes sense by continuing to read.

hollywood-satanismOne fan website described James’ delicate condition as an “existential crisis.”   Another site, a complete shit-wipe, went so far as to say that James was SUICIDAL after the results of the election – Trump’s victory – became apparent.

Of course James’ depression and suicidal state is a complete insult to the actual human side of depression and suicide — and to all of the victims living and dead therein.  But, sadly,  this is Hollywood, and rules of decorum and dignity and genuine pastoral mercy, sans the virtual signalling, do not apply there.  Hollywood is an evil place.  That’s not Magical Thinking, people.  The facts and stats speak for themselves.  Something is really wrong there…something wicked and unhealthy and dangerous.

The illnesses and addictions of Hollywood stars are far more important than the ones that affect the lives of ordinary people. Hollywood wounds are special.  The problems of celebrated people in the movie and TV and music business are far worse – yet somehow so much better and more important – than yours.   And, if you have been reading the simpleton-directed websites of Hollywood,  you would know that poor baby James, rendered weakened and attenuated by the election results, is barely able to lift his legs up off the mattress.  He even needs help getting the pillow under his ass in spite of the fact that he is “only homosexual to the point of intercourse.”james franco

Anyway, these same websites, after dabbing Franco’s tears and changing his sheets, go on, of course, to help him hawk his latest failed movie, “I AM MICHAEL” — a Christian-bashing flop that’s been panned to pieces by critics in spite of the fact that it has all the elements beloved by the strangely demonic people in – or adjacent to – Hollywood.   Wow — this movie must really suck!

“I Am Michael” is about a gay man (played by Franco of course) who, through association with a Christian church, tries to convert to heterosexuality.   It’s a true story about those dark and evil “pray away the gay” Christian people who chop off the heads of gay people out in the deserts of Iran and…oh wait…those aren’t the Christians who do that.  Pardon me, but I’m so upset for James Franco that I’m fucking up my story.   Let me backtrack.  The movie is about about a gay man who tries to convert to heterosexuality by joining up with a Christian church in Wyoming .

Hmmmm… Christians in Wyoming —  a solid Red State — the home of Dick Cheney —  versus a gay man?  What the fuck!  No film ever made could be more Oscar worthy than that?   I guess they could have made James’ character mentally retarded or autistic or paralyzed, but, dammit,  this film is supposed to be based on a true story.  I guess the stupid shills who produce this sickening shit for their Satanic bosses, had to stick with at least a few factual things.

Is anyone out there starting to see the behavioral similarities inherent to both James Franco’s recent press releases and the sadly bizarre behavior of Shia LeBouef?    I am…and I’m not even a psychiatrist.   I will, however, save THAT comparison for another day.  

Anyway, if you’re don’t fully understand what James is talking about — and neither does he — allow me to explain it to you. Allow me to explain why Hollywood is behaving the way they are behaving, and why people like James Franco and Shia LeBouef are sleepwalking through life under the influence of the narcotic effect of a Hollywood poison.

You see, all drugs have side-effects.  They come with the pharmacy’s translucent orange bottle…on a piece of paper with teeny-tiny writing.  

Hollywood fame is a drug, but it’s not prescribed by real doctors or people trained to notice and fix its side effects.  There is no Important Patient Information attached to a movie contract.  Hollywood is a poisonous concoction, and it should  labeled at least as a controlled substance. Moreover, it should be dispensed with a prominently displayed skull and crossbones attached to the label.  It should not be handed out over-the-counter by the various Satanic compound pharmacists whose names appear in the movie credits BEFORE and ABOVE the names of the fame-addicted slaves who do the actual performing.

It’s pitiful, my friends, pitiful.   

 

SNL CAST HAS BECOME AN UNFUNNY AND UNKIND CLIQUE

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SNL CAST HAS BECOME AN UNFUNNY AND UNKIND CLIQUE

“SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, because of the absolute worst team of writers ever assembled, and shticky productions where the ensemble cast members behave more like a hateful high school clique than an acting troupe, has become an asylum which is now being run by the politically moronic inmates and their like-minded friends who find all of the elements inherent to this sub-mediocrity to be hilariously funny. ”  [Dr. Raymond Totondi – Skylight Institute for Pasyholcogical Study, Switzerland.] 

How appropriate that Tina Fey, wrote a movie called MEAN GIRLS.  She is one of them, and if Sarah Palin had never been a VP candidate, Tina would be doing Mrs. Butterworth commercials.  alecrr

There is no nuance to the humor of SNL – no subtlety.  It all comes off as really bad and childish play acting you would see in a Hal Roach comedy when some Little Rascals – far more talented that these – put on a show in their ramshackle clubhouse.  At least with a child you can be amused simply by the fact that a child is attempting to amuse you.   The basic elements for comedy are instantaneous, but they don’t last.   Even funny kids go from being funny kids to insufferable  pains in the ass within an hour or so. alcsnl

What might otherwise amuse you is to simply sit and watch and wonder about how these terrible writers and actors get high-paying jobs working on a famous American program.   Of course I know the answer, but that’s a 500 page book that I promise to write one day when America is a better and cleaner and less shticky place.

Each SNL episode since mid 2016 has been nothing but a bunch of unfunny filler served up only to take up the space not occupied by desperate people who dress up like Donald Trump and/or every political figure surrounding him.  That’s all you get – a corner bar martini made with bathtub gin.

Makeup and wigs and vocal impersonations stun the eye, but the ear hears nothing as far as FUNNY or curious is concerned.  There is no way a British audience could ever make it through one episode of this absolute shit wipe of a show.  In fact, I would guess that most Brits would find my analysis of the show, which you are reading now, to be far funnier than the show itself.

“The folks at Lorne’s (Michaels) show go through all of this elaborate pre-production but they forgot something.  They forgot to make it funny above and beyond the costumes and the staging.  The comedy writing  is the opposite of comedy.  It’s inside humor played up by self-serving and marginally talented children.  Children are automatically funny, but not when they are actually adults reciting from really bad scripts that come from the incapable hands of especially untalented writers.”  [Princess Lee Radziwell]alexcv

The Princess is 100% correct.  SNL is a bunch of stuff that can only be giggled about by those cunts who live within the clique.  Of course one can giggle at the costume of someone made up to look exactly like a political figure, but the funniness therein is short-lived because the writing — the STUFF that makes all the makeup and costuming and staging come to life – isn’t there.

“Sadly, the poor writing doesn’t matter because the pre-paid and hopped-up audience is already laughing, and for a a few minutes they feel as though they have been brought into the clique.   For a brief Camelot moment, the Red State flyovers who were lucky to score the tickets when they paid for their once-in-a-lifetime trip to New York City, are lulled into a temporary Blue State frame of mind.  They get a “contact high,”  but when they leave the NBC studios, they are still the same rubes Alec Baldwin believes them to be.  They were just used to earn him another berth next week and a few more bucks.” [Damien LeGallienne]

Other luminaries chimed in to dismiss SNL and Alec Baldwin as washed up old dish rags.

“Don’t kid yourself about Alec Baldwin’s motivations when it comes to guesting on SNL and doing his Donald Trump thing.  Yeah, maybe he likes to do this and he wants to be part of the political resistance – or whatever they call it – but when push comes to shove, his manager and his agents are in the offices of NBC loading up the tab.  You didn’t think he was doing this for fun or for altruistic purposes, did you?  Anyone who knows Alec will tell you that he doesn’t do anything unless it’s for a fucking buck.”  [Hillary Clinton]hillary xanax

Other Hollywood names – the more intelligent and glamorous ones –  seem to echo the same basic idea.

“This is where the true nature of the proverbial ‘clique’ come into play.  Psychologically speaking, if you were to map out something that would be readily apparent to someone not trained in any science of the mind or brain, it would be equivalent to  an exclusive or privileged clique of poorly trained art lovers – who drag a famous artist to a scenic spot and provide him with everything but the paint.

“That’s what has happened to SNL.    If paint were comedy, SNL forgets to bring it.  Instead, they prop up a clique of sub-mediocre comics before a camera, dress up the sets, make up the actors to look authentic, and then forget to write something funny.  It’s frighteningly apparent and it makes me cringe.

alecjj“Think about a child who gets a laugh from mom or dad when he dresses up as a clown.  It’s funny for an hour or so, and if happens to be captured on video, it will be dragged up once every ten years and shown at the child’s graduation, or wedding, or funeral.    At the time the child is getting a laugh,  he is living like a pet dog who gets a small treat for sitting, or rolling over, or playing dead, but then the mirth ends.  How long does a dog live?  I would guess that on average a dog will live ten or so years.  The performing human, however, regardless of training or positive reinforcement, usually drags on for nearly eighty years.  That’s hard time, honey.” [Joan Collins – OBE] 

Ebay Sellers like Dave273Ridge are actually FBI agents looking for Ebay scammers

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Ebay Sellers like Dave273Ridge are actually FBI agents looking for Ebay scammers

[Santa Rosa, California] Ebay scammers are out of control and they areusing the “item not as described” loophole to screw sellers.  A special task force has been working from within, and recently, they have nailed over 100 Ebay buyers for return scams and fraud in North-Central  – Santa Rosa, California area.

I will provide an alphabetical listing of the Ebay sellers you should not mess with if you are buying electronics.  Twenty of them have been outed as Federal Investigators who monitor internet sales and look for scammers .  Remember that scamming on Ebay can be a felony…especially if you try to scam the list of names I have assembled so far.  Of course these names will not stay active for long, and they will change, but this list is good as of Feb 3, 2017.

 

Arturo777relay – FED AGENT – (10 Ebay buyers fined and jailed trying to scam this “buyer”)

BettyBetty706155 – FED AGENT – (two laptop scammers nabbed in northern California)

CreateAIRemoteYY – INTERPOL (USA) – (Laptop and music equpipment small item – 26 arrests of scammers – one major jail sentence)

Dave273Ridge – FEDERAL AGENT USA – (Musical devices.  BEWARE!  Don’t try to scam this seller.  He targets scammers in North-Central California with a vengeance.)

GlowWorm009TX  – FEDERAL AGENT  – (same as above but for computer hardware)

#BrunoMars Overrated #Beyonce Overrated – #GrammyAwards Suck

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BrunoMars Overrated Beyonce Overrated – GrammyAwards Suck.

[DAMIEN LeGALLIENNE] Overrated Bruno Mars was wailing away on his guitar to pay tribute the overrated Prince on tonight’s Grammy Awards.   Odds are that Bruno’s guitar playing was dubbed.  Slo-mo techs have been analyzing the tape and they’ve concluded that Bruno Mars — who is very ugly — was NOT playing the guitar at all.  Geez!  How low do you have to be to lip-synch a guitar?

Anyway, Bruno Mars is ugly — strange head shape and weird mouth.   Maybe in his culture his looks are viewed as handsome.  Who knows?   Some cultures….*shrug*…..don’t really know what’s good or bad.  I guess it’s good because they don’t contaminate their ugliness with real people.

Beyonce has no talent.  It’s all glitz and sound and noise but ZERO talent.  With regards to Beyonce, here is some advice for parents:bruno

1- If your son adores Beyonce, odds are that he is both stupid and gay.

2- If your son adores Adele, odds are that he is well-adjusted, he has taste and he is gay.

What else?   Let’s see.  Well, we have a bunch of vulgar, know-nothing inner city rap singers  — junk — who had to bash Trump while the crowd of clueless millionaires cheered.  No one realizes that American culture has shrunk down so horribly, and that this primitive tribal music, and the influence it has over an entire culture, is a sure sign of why the USA is becoming a THIRD WORLD COUNTRY.   Donald Trump was elected because real people are sick of this stupidity.

bruno12The whole Grammy experience was shit.  Don’t watch anymore.  Tune in to YouTube and watch old videos of real singers who had class and dignity.   Adele has that kind of old-school class, but the kids who adore her now will probably grow up to be trans-something.  Everybody is now a trans.  If your kid is a trans-something — just throw in the towel.  It means that you or your genes have failed.

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