Ever since the tragic events of 9-11, the airline industry in the USA and abroad has had to put aside any thought of luxury or customer comfort so as to make their business at least semi-profitable and seemingly streamlined.  The extra security thrust upon the weary traveler has slowed everyone down, and airplanes are booked to last-minute sardine capacity.  An in-flight meal is either non-existent or it’s simply an unidentifiable rubbery sandwich you have to buy for seven bucks.  Don’t count on that free beverage being free for much longer either.

After 37 steady years,  Tony Geary,  the actor who dutifully played the role of Luke Spencer on the iconic soap-opera “GENERAL HOSPITAL” has finally called it quits.  He says that he is moving to Holland where he can walk around and not be bothered by the annoying American fans who have enabled him to earn tens of millions of dollars over the years.

Close up pictures of Tony Geary’s toupee here —-> Direct Photos of Geary Toupee.

On July 27, 2015 at approximately, 3:58 EDT, Geary’s character, Luke Spencer, wearing his newest and fluffiest grey and white $7,500 toupee – courtesy of ABC television —  walked towards a spotlight that lit his badly wrinkled face for the last time, and according to those close to the show, this is not a ruse or a red herring.   Geary’s character is not coming back to Port Charles — and this is not a dream.

Tony Geary , plagued by hair loss since his teens, started out by perming his receding hairline way back in the late 1970’s because he thought that would add volume, but it only made him look balder and gayer in spite of the fact that he played a macho role.

Then, after dozens of failed hair transplants and hours of grueling scalp treatments, Tony had to throw in the towel and say goodbye forever.  He opted for a heavy toupee and a tons of very air-brushed photos like the one pictured here.

“His toupee was making his head red hot, and the lights of the set had caused him to come close to heat stroke more than once,” said a source close to the show.

“If you notice, almost all of his recent scenes, and especially his very last scene, were filmed in very dim light so as to simulate evening.  His head was literally burning him and causing him great discomfort.   I think if he stayed on the show he would have died from heat prostration.  The lights are really hot.  Most people don’t realize just how hot the lights on a TV set can be.  Experts say that you lose 80% of your body heat through your head, and there was no way Tony’s yak hair toupee was letting any of his body heat dissipate.

“He told me that gray hair in a toupee is made from synthetic fibers or from the hair of Tibetan yaks.  The synthetic hair has a fake look, but the yak hair is very realistic.  The trouble with the grayish white yak hair is that it’s very hot. “

According to the Damien Zone’s  expert zoologist,  a yak’s coarse gray and white hairs enable it to live comfortably in temperatures close to negative 20 to 50 degrees Fahrenheit.  Imagine what this was doing to Tony Geary’s scalp when he was subjected to hot lights?

“One time, a nurse on the set, measured Tony’s body temperature to be 104.4 degrees, ” continued our source on the set of General Hospital. 

“Tony was sweating and said that he was feeling weak. If the nurse hadn’t stopped the shooting, I don’t think Tony would be here today,  He looked very old and sweaty and gay.  The heat was even affecting his performance.  When I first starting working on the show I thought that Tony Geary sucked as an actor and that he had no talent, but how was I supposed to know that he was burning to death under that wig and those lights?”

According to ABC’s Eyewitness News affiliate in New York, Tony is not ruling out continuing his career on Broadway.  But folks close to the Broadway scene say that there is no shot that Tony Geary will get a shot on any Broadway stage.  One insider said that when Tony Geary leaves GENERAL HOSPITAL he is essentially leaving show business.  He is not a talented actor and most of his fans are either dead or unimpressed with his departure.

Over two decades ago, home improvement shows found their Christopher Columbus in a chunky, lovable bear kind of  guy named Bob Vila.  Before Bob, only contractors and real estate people knew what was going on inside old houses being prepped for sale or being flipped for profit.

These days we have a whole bunch of home makeover and home improvement  shows, and the vast majority of them are enjoyed by average people who enjoy their homes and their lives and their families.  They are just contented people who don’t intrude on others or force their agenda.

Sounds okay, right?  No harm done, right?  WRONG!

Here is a list of shows who are banning the use of the expression “OH MY GOD” from their home improvement shows —->Damned Shows by Atheists. 

American Atheists Crusaders– a militant group who believes that NOT BELIEVING is a religion – are trying to censor these shows…and the producers who make these shows have actually caved in to their unbelievably draconian demands.

With any home improvement kind of show we get the ultimate reveal at the end.  The couple comes home and finds that their old dumpy shack is now a dream house.  Sometimes their weed-tangled backyard is magically transformed into a quiet haven away from home – complete with fire feature and water feature and a whole bunch of plants and fixtures that came from Lowes.

Okay — so at the end of the show they have a big reveal, and almost everyone shrieks, “OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!”

They say it over and over and over.  No one, however, has ever said, “Oh my quantum universe that is governed by science!”   No —  that has never been said.

Nobody seems to be an atheist when their house get’s a makeover…but that’s about to change.

An atheist group in the USA — Atheist American Crusaders — is offended by this “Oh my God” exclamation being uttered time and time again on home makeover shows which air during prime time TV hours.  Their latest crusade against Christianity is to have these words censored or removed from TV shows which are aired during what they call, “family hours.”

“We are raising our children to believe in science and reality, and not somebody else’s unrealistic sky daddy” said Millie DeBaakre who lives in  Manhattan with her life partner Josette and their four children — ages 7 through 14.

“How would you feel if every time you turned on your favorite TV show within earshot of your children, some idiot was shouting out, ‘F**k that sh*t!  F**k that Sh*t!’?  After many years that kind of foul language has an impact on young ears.  It causes a lot of damage. Saying, ‘Oh my god,” is foul language to us.  We don’t believe in god and we don’t want our children hearing people cry out to a fantasy being.

“We like to watch the show Extreme Home Makeovers and Bath Crashers,  but  our kids are always asking,  ‘Who is god?  Why do these people all thank somebody named god when they get a new room or new furniture or fire feature or patio or landscaping or garden?’    How do we explain that to our kids?  How do we answer that?  

“The people who get chosen for these shows should be forced to sign an agreement where they state openly that they will not call out to their stupid and imaginary god just because somebody fixed their house.”

Of course Millie and Josette have no trouble answering when their kids ask why they have two mothers or why Millie has full sleeve tattoos and a crew cut with a grey streak in the front and a ponytail just like the biker guy who works in the gas station.  that’s all perfectly natural.

Atheist America Crusaders have petitioned dozens of production companies and networks.  You’d think of course that no one would pay attention to them, but that’s not the case.

“We have a promise from several shows that in the future, the participants will be told in advance not to use the expression ‘Oh My God’ because it is offensive to a lot of people who do not believe in god and do not want god in their lives.    According to one major studio executive, they will add this disclaimer to all releases signed by people whose homes are chosen for these kinds of shows.”

What you are seeing here is a small group of people pulling rank and FORCING something on the vast majority of Americans…and they’re winning.    Home makeover TV shows are caving in one after another.

“One show is called ‘I’m Coming Home’ and in each episode a family is surprised when their family member comes home unexpectedly from a tour of military duty.  The kids or the spouse gets very excited and often someone shouts out ‘Oh my god,” but we do not expect this show to follow the rule because we have to pretend, just like the people in Hollywood, that we support the military people.  We secretly despise the military and all the people involved, but we pretend we do because we like the life we have and we might as well let somebody else die for us if that’s what they sign up for basically.”

Ever since the tragic events of 9-11, the airline industry in the USA and abroad has had to put aside any thought of luxury or customer comfort so as to make their business at least semi-profitable and seemingly streamlined.  The extra security thrust upon the weary traveler has slowed everyone down, and airplanes are booked to last-minute sardine capacity.  An in-flight meal is either non-existent or it’s simply an unidentifiable rubbery sandwich you have to buy for seven bucks.  Don’t count on that free beverage being free for much longer either.

HERE IS A PHOTO OF HOW THE FART ABSORBING CUSHION WORKS  – Deflatulant Seat Mattress.

Her boots may have been for walkin’, but her brain just seems to lie around and do nothing.   She’s a political moron of the highest order and she’s not afraid to let the world know it.   In social media – mostly twitter — Nancy Sinatra is the queen of the geriatric sub-mediocrities, and she’s managed to do it all with no discernible talent.  [Damien LeGallienne, 30, September, 2015]

Sometimes people are famous because they have talent, and sometimes they’re famous because they’ve done something noteworthy or important.

As far as Hollywood goes, however, far too many people are sort of famous for being the lackluster spawn of someone who is or was really famous for a real reason.  These pitiful creatures have zero to near zero talent of their own, but they’ve been dipped in show biz sauce for so long that they’ve  acquired a coating of fame-by-association.

These DNA-entitled nobodies are handed a little  plastic surgery, a few acting roles, a record contracts or a book deal – all in spite of the fact that there is no THERE there.  They have no talent.  They were born on third base but they think they hit a triple.

The moment they were born, about a thousand other talented kids lost any shot at fame.   The DNA-entitled no talents inherited the open slot.

These Double Helix squatters have, however,  been gifted with one true talent — they own the rights to  someone else’s notable DNA.  They are squatting merrily in a humanoid mansion wrought from someone else’s genetic material.

Take for example an absolute nowhere like Kelly Osbourne.

Who is she?  What are her talents?  ——— yawn —– I just drifted off for a minute trying to figure out why Kelly Osbourne is famous.   I mean,  I know for a fact that she is Ozzy Osbourne’s daughter, and  for a moment I almost gave her a hall pass.  I actually tried to figure out her talent –assuming for a second that she had one.   Sadly, I came up empty.

Kelly Osbourne, mauve hair and all, is  totally untalented.   Her father tossed her the bone.    Actually,  he tossed the bone to his equally untalented wife Sharon who in turn passed it on to Kelly.    Where ya gonna go now that Joan is dead, Kelly?    Good luck with whatever because your bone  got buried with Joan Rivers.

At this point it would be too easy to pick on Joan’s daughter Melissa Rivers for being in the same league as Kelly Osbourne, but I actually like Melissa Rivers.    She showed a LOT of class when her mother died and for that alone she gets a pass.  She’s a bright girl, and on the business end of the limelight she’ll probably do very well.  I hope she does…but I digress.

Recently, thanks to the luck of the DNA draw,  we got to learn all about some don’t–I-look-slutty-nobody named Paris Jackson.

Paris is making herself famous by letting the world know that she is Michael Jackson’s daughter.   Who gives a shit?  She sure doesn’t look like she could be Michael Jackson’s daughter to me, and even if she is, I don’t care.

This Paris Jackson heap of nothingness is the speed bump in my DNA theory, but I assume that Los Angeles County recognizes Paris Jackson as being the actual daughter of Michael Jackson, and that’s good enough for me.

Paris Jackson is the very lucky product — or not so lucky for people like Bobbi Christina — of an egg and sperm which came together to create yet another ho-hum organism.   It’s been done — about a trillion billion times.

Sometimes you mate a sperm and egg and you get a sea sponge and sometimes you get a human being.

Social media – TWITTER – is the place where a lot of not-so-notable sea sponges like to go and wring out their wet  nothingness to their FOLLOWERS — and let’s face it — that’s what they are — FOLLOWERS….not leaders.

Sub-mediocrities like Nancy Sinatra, Rosie, Ellen Barkin, Mia Farrow and a whole lot of other political morons run to Twitter so they can spread  their SEA SPONGE stupidity.

Just a quick thought:   It pains me to say nasty things about Mia Farrow because she is actually talented – more talented than her own mother, actress  Maureen O’Sullivan —  but there’s something weird going on with her and her untalented son Ronan and  the whole Sinatra clan.  Ronan Farrow, by the way, is a double scoop-sub-mediocrity who is gaining sea sponge fame with three sets of DNA –two that are certified and one that is rumored.

So all these sperms and eggs floating around on the sea and on the land but 99,9% of them come together to make mostly plankton or ants or termites….or sea sponges.

Sometimes nature throws us a curve ball and we  get an actual human being who might just as well be a sea sponge….take Nancy Sinatra for example.

The nicest thing I can say about Nancy is that she is the highest variety of sea sponge.   She is the ShamWow of sub-mediocrity.

A lot of ordinary sponges and human invertebrates with run-of-the-mill DNA seem to care what sea sponges have to say and Nancy Sinatra ranks very high on the sponge roster.

She has a lot to say, and just about all of it is stupid and silly and uneducated and  dumb.   But then again, the mission of this blog is to expose stupidity and dumbness wherever it make occur, and if you enter into Nancy Sinatra’s orbit – on Twitter mostly —  the dumbness is incredible.   It’s a red giant of stupidity.   I know sea sponges and sea anemones  and sea cucumbers who think that Nancy Sinatra is a moron.

This week – and I am certain there will be others in the future – Nancy Sinatra is the  patron saint of borrowed DNA sub-mediocrity.

She reigns high and mighty in the world of the social media morons.   She is the current reigning Queen of the Twitter sub-mediocrities.   Yes, daddy’s little sea sponge has out-dumbed herself.

NOTE:  Please do not allow my flowery and self-important verbosity cause you to forget that Nancy Sinatra has, in my opinion, absolutely no talent.  

Nancy Sinatra, because she’s old and washed up and has already had the kids she wanted, takes to social media and vehemently defends a woman’s right to choose <—that’s the euphemism for pro-abortion.

Nancy-sub-mediocrity-Sinatra  is worried that Planned Parenthood might get de-funded by political people she pretends she doesn’t like because she needs to desperately to stay relevant in Hollywood and she needs to follow in the footsteps of her very high brow grandmother.

It’s been written that Nancy’s grandmother (Dolly Sinatra) was a midwife and a back alley abortionist who earned the nickname “Hatpin Dolly” for her incredible skills at scraping useless shit (human babies) off of uterine walls.

This is the stuff Nancy Sinatra is made of.

According to the Daily Mail:  –  Dolly Sinatra was…a midwife and an abortionist, for which ­illegal activity she got the ­nickname ­Hatpin Dolly and a ­criminal record.  

More from the Daily Mail:  Dolly’s skill with ­Italian dialects and her fluency in English led to her to become a facilitator for new ­immigrants ­trying to get ­citizenship papers.  This work brought her to the ­attention of local Democratic Party politicians. Impressed by the force of her personality, they saw her as a ­natural leader in the community.  Soon she was getting out votes and campaigning for causes, all the while roaming the streets with her black midwife’s bag.

Nancy must be very proud of her grandma.   My grandmother didn’t know how to do abortions.  She only made cookies and hot chocolate for me.    Why couldn’t I have a crooked grandma?

Anyway, Dolly hit a California mountain at 500 miles per hour while traveling in a chartered jet back in 1977 – and that was the end of her at age 82.

Karma fetuses are nasty sons of bitches, aren’t they?

So, yesterday, some guy who calls himself, @TheRightWingM tweeted something that Hatpin Dolly’s granddaughter didn’t like so she BLOCKED him. She blocked him because she didn’t have an answer.  She didn’t have an educated answer because she is a moron.

You will kindly note that Sandra Bernhard got dragged into this — she’s the lowest of the low.  I don’t have enough talent as a writer to describe why she is the lowest, but I know she’s low.

So here is how it went.   Kudos to @TheRightWingM

8-year-old Tray Dobson couldn’t have been happier.    He had just had dinner at his favorite pizza parlor — Cheese Geyser  — with his family and the rest of his evening would be spent at a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game.  It doesn’t get any better than that….or does it?

During the game, the former Penguin coach, Dan Bylsma reached up over the glass to toss the young lad a puck.   No sooner had the puck floated towards Tray’s open hand, when a fat and sloppy slob jumped up from his seat and stole the puck from the little boy.

More pics of theft here — Dave’s  Conversation with Hockey thief,

This kind of thing has happened before.  A lesbian psychologist from Quebec stole a baseball that was thrown to a little girl and some big gorilla pushed an older woman like a rag doll to get a home run ball from the bleachers.   What is going on with people?

The newest BAD GUY in the world or puck-baseball stealers is a local guy named Leif Bakkenstern,  who was somehow able to quickly  jostle his 52-inch waist and overhanging stomach out of his seat, reach out and steal the puck before the excited child had a chance to even reach for it.

Luckily, little Tray was rewarded with TWO game pucks and a genuine team jersey.   The guy who stole the puck was treated to a toss from the arena.  It seems that the crowd got more and more hostile with him and officials thought it would be a good idea that he be asked to leave.

“They asked me to leave because I was a disturbance in the game.  Can you believe that,” asked the puck stealing and bald-headed Leif Bakkenstern as he headed for his car followed by security officials from the arena.

In spite of the security guards telling him to shut up and drive away, the tub of lard continued his rant which was recorded by Dave Mattea who has more of this rant in its entirety on his website —> Dave’s  Conversation with Hockey thief,

“I reached out and grabbed a puck and now I am a monster.  What do you do when you see a puck or a baseball coming in your direction?  You reach out and grab it.   That’s what I did and I am not sorry I did it.   Now they’re making a hero out of that little brat.  Why should he get stuff handed to him just because he’s a kid?  When I was a kid I got shit.  My father worked as a nightwatchman at a brewery and we never had anything.  I picked up a hockey puck at a department store once when I was a kid and my father slapped it out of my hand. But  we are good solid citizens who have spent a whole lot of money on hockey tickets.  What has this little kid really contributed to society?  Can you answer that?”  

Leif Bakkenstern lives only 2 miles from the arena and has been going there for years.

“I go these games…hundreds of them  Let’s see those security guards add up how much money I spent on tickets, and that’ not counting the hundreds of hot dogs and hamburgers and pizza and french fries and the occasional beer that I spend my money on there.   This kid, who does nothing but go to school I guess,  thinks he deserves a puck more than I do?  The team thinks that he is so so so special that he gets all these gifts and I get nothing?  Come on, be serious will ya!  I bet if he was in a wheelchair or retarded or something he would get a new car and lifetime box seats.  That’s what’s wrong with this country.  Everybody has some kind of affliction and they get special treatment, but what was this kid’s affliction?  He’s just a dopey kid.  Jesus H. Christ!”

Spokesman for the hockey team or the commission had no comment and it is not know if Brakkenstern has been suspended or banned from the arena.

“You see students protesting about something, but the vast majority of them have no idea what they’re protesting.  They don’t understand the meaning of free speech.  They’re babies who climbed out of a high chair and are throwing their spaghetti at the wall.  

“Somebody told them about a letter from someone named Christakis and they start hooting and hollering like drunk hullbillies.  The truth is that even the dumbest hillbillies have more sense than these stupid brats who want nothing more than Facebook likes and Twitter retweets.  They want a day off to celebrate their sub-mediocrity.   They’re idiots being circled by vultures  of lifetime non-achievement.    Sadly, they’re parents and a lot of old-money scholarships are paying a whole lot of money to give them the opportunity to show just how idiotic and stupid they really are. ”  [Damien LeGallienne – TheDamienZone.com 11.12.2015]

NEW HAVEN, CT:  If you think your Ivy League degree from Yale will be your exclusive ticket to a job in the upper echelons of the financial or business world – think again.    Many of the the top firms are watching what’s been going on with radical students at Yale, and they don’t like what they see.

As recently as this morning – 11/12/2105 – three top banking institutions and nearly a dozen Wall Street legal and financial firms have devalued the worth of a Yale diploma.  What was once a valuable sheepskin is now a detriment.   Today’s job climate changes as fast as the wind direction and it seems like the people who hire other people don’t like to hire anyone who might annoy them.

“I think we’re seeing the sudden and drastic fall of Yale as a highly valued institute of higher learning.  The prestige of attending that University has been greatly diminished  — and it happened virtually overnight,”  said Dr. Dineesh Patel, an expert in Human Resource Development and a Hiring Consultant for many of the Forbes 500 companies.

It is  Dr. Patel’s opinion that a Yale degree has suddenly lost it’s luster at a delicate time where Millennials and the subsequent generation will be vigorously competing for the top entry level positions at the major companies.

Dr. Patel contends that most of the top 500 industries traded in the USA and Europe, actually watch what’s happening at Yale and that social media makes it very hard for “troublesome” individuals to hide from the people who hire them in the future.  In other words, if you’re looking for a job, keep your face and opinions off of social media and don’t boast about your Yale degree.  It’s not worth all that much now.

“We’re seeing a lot of activism, but none of it is rooted in why a person values a Yale education.  That is to say, none of the unrest at Yale can be traced to any academic or scholarly efforts.  It’s viewed by high ranking executives as childish and somewhat violent behavior rooted in nothing more than the desire to do less, accomplish less and to be less.  It’s a pretend game of calling out racism where, if it does exist,  does not have an influence on anyone’s academic achievement.   Nobody will want to hire these students.  

“In plain English, nobody wants to invest in a troublemaker.  It sounds rather basic and unsophisticated, but a Yale diploma used to be a VIP card.  In the past week it’s been reduced to nothing because people at the top — executives in their 40s and 50s – who are already sick of Millennial behavior, don’t need much of a push to deny them access to their world for any reason.  

“The people in power today did not protest on campus in the 1980s.  That kind of thing was rare.  Older executives who went to college in the 1960s and 70s tend to be the ones who didn’t involve themselves in sit-ins and love-ins and drugs.  They studied and achieved.   It’s actually very basic.  The more scholarly you act and achieve in college, the more successful you are likely to become.   Having been a good and solid student and looking for a job after college is like having a posh British accent and looking for work in a Shakespearean theater company.   You’re going to be taken seriously.

“It sounds Orwellian but, names and faces are remembered.  Every top company has someone who monitors social media, and every day a lot of young students are denied an entry level job or summer internship at a law firm or banking firm simply because their name pops up on a poorly privatized Facebook, Instagram or Twitter account wherein they say something that annoys people who work in the higher tiers of the business world.   Sometimes a student’s name appears amid something troublesome  by doing an ordinary Google search.   You’d be surprised how many applications and resumes get tossed in the shredder because they don’t make it past that very first vetting process.  In the world of hiring and firing, having been a troublemaker on campus, regardless of your grades or the quality of the school, is almost as bad as having a criminal record. 

“And it doesn’t even have to come down to the corporate vetting process or any hiring mode  of that nature.  Sometimes it’s just a sweeping exclusion.   Sometimes an entire school gets the proverbial scarlet letter.

“Yale graduates are being heavily targeted now.  In fact, I got a phone call today from a well-known CEO who told me in no uncertain terms that he would not consider ANY candidates or interns from Yale. They are not being considered for employment at his company if their resumes happen to cross my desk.   It’s a terrible thing.  I might pass them on to other employers, but Human Resource trends are pretty much solid barometers.  If one top firm  doesn’t want you, the odds are that nobody who really matters does either. 

“We’re talking about big money people who are prepared to invest perhaps millions of dollars and tens of thousands of hours into one young person’s burgeoning career.   They’re not going to waste it on somebody who shows poor judgement and  trouble-making or trouble seeking behavior.   It wouldn’t make sense.

“Simply put, nobody in the world of big business wants to hire a rebel without a cause.    Yale has been demoted by just about every CEO with whom I do business.   It’s no longer a prestigious place.  It’s not the only school in the cross hairs of top firms right now, but the prestige of Yale has dropped so, so low, and so quickly, that it’s hard to imagine anyone from that school being considered over equally qualified candidates who attended less prestigious schools.  The old guard has fallen.  Business is business I guess.  That’s the message I have been getting loud and clear.”

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Jason Sudeikis, a comedian who is not really funny and gets a lot of awkward giggles from audiences who only know how to laugh when they are instructed to do so, wears a very expensive hairpiece.  He thinks nobody knows — but we here at The Damien Zone.com are CERTAIN.

“I always suspected that he was handing his hair over to Mildred Sclafani, the Hollywood makeup guru who had the hazardous job of fixing up Joey Lawrence after he went through his spray-on hair flecks stage, and now, with this newest photo, I am certain that Jason is wearing one of her hairpieces. She does great work for the camera but sometime in real sunshine, you can see something is wrong.  There is a rusty look and a subtle demarcation between top and sides.” 

The photo in question reveals the bald truth.  To the untrained eye, any hairpiece that is not OBVIOUS usually goes undetected until someone notices something — something askew.   In the case of Jason Sudeikis, the bright light photo shows that he is wearing a hairpiece that is made from an ULTRA light lace base.  It’s the same kind of hairpiece that Hollywood stars have worn on film for decades.   It’s a secret that a lot of big names took to their graves.

If you look at screen tests for “Gone With The Wind” you see two tests of Leslie Howard, the actor who played Ashley Wilkes.  In the first take he is sporting his own thinner hair, but in the second take, the clapboard clearly states:  Leslie Howard with lace.”  In this second take you can see that the actor has much more hair and his hairline is not receding.

It’s old Hollywood technology that has only recently become somewhat available to the public.    Hairpiece services who advertise that they use lace, are really not telling the whole truth.   They may sell hairpieces made with a lace base, but it’s not the same.  These wigs were made by master craftsman at the major studios and not by some Chinese drones working sunrise to sunset in some dirty factory.  There is only one hairpiece seller in New Jersey USA who actually uses these great pieces, and his are far better than the one we are seeing here.  The trouble is they are expensive and they require maintenance.

If you look closely at the picture of Jason Sudeikis — best way is to save it and zoom in on it  — you can see that there is a reddish rusty color to the bouncy top.    It’s apparent that the thickness and color and texture do not mix well at all with his own side hair.   His own hair – which seems to be only on the sides – is brown with a little gray.  Also, if you zoom in on the hairline, you can see timy black flecks.  That is the knot of the hair.  It is supposed to be invisible, but when the hair has been worn for several days, the knot gets wet with sebum ( head oil) and sweat.  Dirt particles stick to it and make it stand out.  This is what we are seeing here with Jason Sudeikis.

In the first photo there is a small thinning patch in the middle front, but in the second photo it is gone.  The reason for that is that these lace hairpieces are very fragile.  They do not last more than a few weeks.  Hair falls out – usually in the front first.   In the second phopto you can see that the thin spot has vanished.  The lace has either been repaired (doubtful) or the entire hairpiece is new.

I have labeled the photo and you can see for yourself.

The reason I looked into this is because there must have been rumors about his hair.  On several shows — late night mostly – Jason seems to make a point about his hair.  He even went so far as to have a best hair contest with Conan O’Brien.    Some people suggested  that he had had a series of hair transplants, but that is not the case here.  This is a toupee — a very good and very expensive one — but a toupee nonetheless.

Wednesday  the Powerball Lottery numbers are going to pay out $1.4billion dollars to one or more lucky people.  If no one selects the lucky numbers,  the jackpot will get higher for the next drawing.

The goal is to pick the winners for YOURSELF and to not let the Jackpot go to someone else today or next week or next year.  You need the money and you should make your best attempt to select the right numbers.

Here is some advice from Countess Maria DeRenzatto. DeRenzatto’s Grandson bio link.  <—-You should click and read his very short bio as part of the channeling session even though his bio has nothing to do with lottery numbers.   There are no advertisements or gimmicks.   You want to be in good favour with the spirit of his long dead grandmother who wants nothing but good fortune for her family.

HOW TO PICK NUMBERS THAT MIGHT WIN

1)  Read the very short biography on this link here –  DeRenzatto’s Grandson bio link – because you want to be in good favour with this writer’s grandmother who died many years ago.   She knew how to anoint with oil and how to share her perceptual skills with the people around her.

2) After reading the bio, sit in a quiet place and picture the face of a deceased loved one in your mind and hold something that belongs to that person.  It’s helpful to have a photograph of the loved one.  It’s okay if you don’t have a photo or a piece of their belongings, as long as your love for them is and was so strong that even death cannot separate them from your heart.  You will know who to choose.

3) DO NOT BE GREEDY while you think!    The spirits who love you still have the same personalities they had when they were alive.  Yes, they are at peace, but if they were the kind of person who held onto money in life, they still retain the same qualities in death.   Spirits have no earthly needs.  The afterlife provides them with eternal bliss.  They are concerned and caring when a living loved one is in need, but they are also very aware when people have greedy ambition.  So, think only of all the good and honorable things you can do with the money..   Try not to think of personal wealth and houses and cars and trips around the world.  Those things push spirit guides away from you.

4 ) Picture that person in your mind – picture them sitting in a place where you would usually find them sitting.  Imagine them holding keys or some other small object.  In your  mind, ask them to look at you.  It might get confusing for a moment but within a moment or two you will be able to imagine them looking at you.

5) Ask them for the numbers.  At first you will see a lot of numbers running around in your head.  Ignore this and stop yourself from jotting down the first numbers you see or feel.   This is the huge mistake a lot of people make.  There is a lot of nasty noise in the universe and it gets in the way.  There are also negative voices who want you to make erroneous selections.    You need to sit calmly and quietly and wait for a firm affirmation that you hear in your mind’s eye — the voice of the loved one telling you a number.   It might take up to 15 minutes for you to get all the numbers, and you might have been fooled a few times by negative voices, but this is the best you can do on earth.

6) Pay particular attention to any gestures you might see while you are picturing the departed loved one in your mind.  Sometimes they might hold up fingers.  Remember that you are seeing a clouded image of them so you must be careful not jump to conclusions.

7) DO NOT PLAY A LOT OF NUMBERS!   Yes, you might get several combinations or different combinations, but playing a lot of numbers and spending a lot of money is a sign of greed.  Remember what we said about greed.  The dearly departed are annoyed by it and they don’t want you to spend your money unwisely.  They are aware  of the negative voices who have influenced your wrong choices.

8) Now that you have contacted the departed loved one as best as you can in your mind, be sure to play your usual numbers too.   Maybe you play birthdays or numbers that have a special meaning to you.  You should play them as you usually do because your spirits know those numbers.   In an attempt to get around the negative voices of the universe, the spirits might opt to choose numbers you have already chosen.  That will be the surest sign of all.

God Bless you

Trader Joe’s — the ultra hip food store where all the nouveau and low cleanliness hip liberals work and/or shop because they want to buy virtue in a can — is looking for new employees.  But, there’s a catch.

You have to be currently active in a grassroots Bernie Sanders campaign, and you have to prove that you voted for Bernie Sanders after the  November elections regardless of outcome in order to be eligible for a job at Trader Joe’s.

According to an interview given to this Hollywood writer —->Deeiter Marsk Trader Joe’s Office.<—-click for job and voter info.

If you don’t cough up your proof in November, you have to pay back Trader Joe’s 50% of the money they put into your health insurance payments.

“How do I prove that I like totally voted for Bernie Sanders,” asked one hipster who works at Trader Joe’s in Westfield, New Jersey.

“You can’t use recording devices like cell phones in a voting booth, so I am like totally screwed.  I mean, this job is totally awesome but so far I have had to prove that I was once a victim of  the Christian family I was born in, and I did that, but then I had to prove that I switched to extreme atheist and finally to Buddhist.   That’s like totally not cool because how do I prove that I didn’t believe in a sky daddy, but then I switched when I realized that being a Buddhist is like totally awesome even if I don’t know jack shit about it.” 

Trader Joe’s is a chain of stores that are owned by some guys in Germany who saw a food market demand for self-hating Americans.

They knew that if they created a really cool store and edgy store that defied all American conventions they would have an instant clientele.   Every misfit in the USA would shop there.

These Germans even had the genius to offer designer wine for $2.00 per bottle.  It’s junk wine but it would be from a really cool place — so it would have to be cool, right?    It wasn’t long before even the most discriminating liberal bragged about the bouquet and exotic aromas elicited from “Two-Buck-Chuck” – the chic name given to the shitty wine they passed off on drunk teenage liberals and people with imagined gluten intolerance.

The employee continued.

“I want to keep my job at Trader Joe’s because I fit all of the requirements on the job application.  I am a very boy-ish lesbian and I have a lot of tattoos and piercings.  I do notshave my legs or armpits and I am slightly smelly.  Those are the main things they look for in an employee.  If you are  a male you must be very hip and edgy and oddly hairy — and being gender fluid helps too.   I mean, all of us who work here are like totally awesome and we’re all totally for Bernie Sanders.  We feel the BERRRRRRRN.”

Trader Joe’s executives know that it will be hard to prove if an employee adhered to store policy and voted for Bernie Sanders, but they are currently writing up a document that employees can sign as a sworn statement that they did indeed vote for Bernie Sanders.

“Basically the food here at Trader Joe’s is shit and loaded with salt and sugar and MSG  like everywhere else but they put gluten free labels on stuff and junk like that and people buy it.  They really come in for the cheap alcohol because liberals drink and that’s their excuse.   But who esle would hire me?  I mean, look at me.  My head is shave on one side and I am covered in spikes and tattoos.  Acme was not in my future…and I have no future.  I smoke pot and I like Bernie Sanders — I’m an idiot – but I make more than minimum wage and that is way cool.  It’s totally awesome. “

The Facebook Simpletons — a distinct ethnic group unto themselves —  have been spreading around the dumbest story ever!  They have out-simpletonized themselves with this one.  They have defied science, perspective and good taste.  They have gone beyond the pale of stupidity.

Yes, the morons who love to share heart-warming and fake stuff on Facebook, are at it again.  This time it’s a photo of a street dog holding what appears to be a newborn baby in its jaws.  The moronic story that comes along with this grotesque story tells of how the angelic dog — a lovable messenger from heaven — carried the baby – which had been ditched in a garbage can – to the front door of a nearby house  where the owners then contacted the police.  The stupid story goes on to tell how the baby is alive and well thanks to the dog.  Soooooooooo not true.

There is one huge problem with the story — THE INFANT IS DEAD – and this dog is either gigantic or this is a fetus about 6 months gestation in the jaws of an average sized dog.    Sorry, but this is an averaged sized dog and what you’re seeing is a DEAD baby about 3 months premature.

How do we know that the baby is dead and that the whole story is fake?   Read on.

The easiest way to know that it’s fake lies in the simple fact that it is a feel-good Facebook share.  THOSE ARE ALWAYS FAKE, but the purely scientific way to know that this infant.fetus is dead is the fact that the lower back has what is known in forensic science as LIVIDITY.   Do you see the ruddy area around the buttocks  Do you see the dark red mottling?

Not only is this baby dead, it’s been dead for several hours at least. LIVIDITY is what you find in a corpse in the hours after death because the blood settles where to the bottom of the position in which the body was laid out.  This baby was in a seated position and the blood ( lividity) settled in the buttocks and the rear of the thighs.

Marilyn Monroe died sleeping on her face.  The LIVIDITY was found therefore found on the front of her body and her face.  This same principle applies to this poor baby.

Rumors say that this happened in Saudi Arabia — what difference does it make?  It’s fake.  It’s NOT fake that the dog has a dead baby in its jaws, but the whole story about the dog rescuing the baby is totally FAKE.

NOTE:  Nothing about this article really has anything to do with Jada Pinkett-Smith because in my opinion she has absolutely no talent of any kind.  I bet she can’t even cook or ride a bicycle that isn’t stationary.

Anyway:

Sometimes, when black actors are talented, they win Academy Awards…and all the other stupid statues.

Sometimes, when they are NOT talented, they win the same stupid statues anyway simply  BECAUSE they are black.    This is how the white liberal racists of Hollywood have decided that things should be.

This is one Hollywood liberal  DeMatt <—click his bio — he sucks.

The bar for what passes as Hollywood talent of any race is already so. so, so low,  that it should be seen as a compliment to have your performances ignored by the Academy, or by Hollywood in general.   At this point, it’s a badge of honor to get passed up by Hollywood.   It’s a sign that you or your character or your movie, did not fit into the childish categories that have been created by the evil morons who make millions in Southern California.

The same principle of Liberal Racism applies to any and all minorities or the various squeaky-wheel peoples of the world who are so brutally oppressed and ignored by Hollywood’s definition of this horrible and unjust  and redneck-infested and overly-Christian country called the United States of America.

Racist Hollywood Liberals have attached so much of their own unhealthy baggage to the motion picture industry, they hate their own country so much,  that the only people who really “go to the movies” anymore, are Star Wars NERDS and simpletons who read comic books.

If you as an actor want to be a sure-fire Academy Award nominee,  try to land a role as someone who is half Black and half Cherokee homosexual. Also, make sure the character is abused by a family member, bullied in school, and has AIDS and/or autism.

Add to that character, some mental health issues and substance abuse/recovery,  and a really long crying scene, and you are sure to get nominated for all the various awards and statues and plaques.

If you want to ratchet it up a few notches, make that same character is a victim of some kind of uber-imagined  Conservative/Republican thing — something like a mean and abusive Christian family or a touchy-feely Catholic priest or a secretly gay Republican Senator.

Do all that — conjure up that nonsense –  and you will win every award in the world….including the coveted Palme d’Or at the ravenously anti-American Cannes Film Festival where the panel of American-hating Euro judges love to watch as the dumb Americans jump for joy for having mocked their own country.  The judges at Cannes love this shit.  It’s their Circus Maximus.   They are the Caesars and the self-hating American liberal filmmakers are the lions and gladiators.

This year, Hollywood simply forgot to play the “Black People” game. Instead of a few hand-outs here and there,  the best crap from Hollywood was nominated while the worst crap from Hollywood was ignored.    This isn’t entirely true, however, because just about EVERYTHING you see from Hollywood is crap.  There is non-crap to be found, but you will not find it unless you look for it on NetFlix or something.

As far as Spike Lee goes, the only reason he was ever noticed as a “director” was BECAUSE he was black.   Now he sees himself as some kind of auteur or artiste.  It’s very sad to see — especially because it’s not his fault entirely.  He’s probably a nice guy who wanted to make movies, but he didn’t really have talent.  Some other Black guy who made a film that wasn’t about “the hood” or some other “black thang” had the talent, and he is now working at a Jiffy Lube in Van Nuys.

Spike Lee’s movie “She’s Gotta Have It”  looked like it was made by a bunch of  4th graders in Detroit, but the real racists of Hollywood decided that Spike Lee was an instant genius.    Not a “genius” in the Liberal Hollywood Caucasian sense, but a genius in the Liberal Hollywood African-American sense.     There should not be a difference between Black and White genius, but Hollywood has made sure that there is indeed a difference.

Because of the real racism of Hollywood,  the self-hating liberal Americans of Hollywood,  the USA — and the world to some extent – is stuck with sub-mediocrities like Spike Lee while some Black kid or white kid with REAL talent will never get noticed.

For the next thousand years entertainment seekers will have to settle for movies made by:

1-  Harvey Weinstein’s great-great-great-great grandchildren and all the descendants of his lawyers and accountants.

2 – Francis Ford Copppola’s great great great great nephews and nieces and cousins and their lawyer’s kids and grandkids.

3 – Will and Jada Pinkett Smith’s descendants for generations to come.

Decked out in her best WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT copy-cat dress, hair and makeup,  Lady Gaga — a knock-kneed old hag, sang the Nation Anthem at tonight’s Super Bowl and copied, note for note, the historically original vocal arrangement which was done by Whitney Houston a thousand years ago.

MORE PICS OF LADY GAGA’S pantsuit —->Da Gaga Crimson Red Pantsuit pics.

“Even in her red sequined pantsuit that she got from a Hillary Clinton inpersonator drag queen, you could see that Lady Gaga  is badly knock-kneed and horsey,” said Dr. Raymond Totundi, an orthopedist and a trained vocalist who heads the SKYLIGHT INSTITUTE in Bern, Switzerland.

“She looked like a red mule.   My youngest child was frightened and we had to switch the channel to AIRLINE DISASTERS.    She was trying to copy Whitney Houston but she sounded instead like an ugly girl who took vocal lessons while her sexy friends were out getting laid or hooking up with hit guys in Seaside Heights.”

Jared Leto has no talent and he kills pigs for fun and mirth in Hollywood. Let’s get that out of the way from the start.

Okay – Jared Leto is a Hollywood invention, and nothing about his “celebrity” is rooted in the reality of any discernible talent. In my opinion, and the opinion of so many others, Leto is a dim-witted attention-whore. He has lost 40 pounds to star in one movie and gained 70 pounds to star in another, yet nobody remembers the movies and, according to records, both films lost a lot of money. I guess we can safely say that Jared Leto has talent for gaining and losing weight. I think that’s fair.

Leto is often touted as a brilliant rock musician who stumbled upon film stardom, yet no one really knows about his band “30 Seconds to Mars.” The band has never had a hit or anything close to a hit or a song that is associated with anything. There will never be any notation made by anyone regarding Jared Leto’s talent as a musician. Yes, he has long hair and a guitar and a lot of horny boys and girls and old Hollywood johns think he is cute. Big deal. It’s just like The Bacon Brothers. Who goes to see them when Kevin Bacon doesn’t appear? Nobody. Where would the Pizza Underground band be if Macaulay Culkin wasn’t a member? You get the picture?

The most recent news in the untalented and press-agent-generated world of Jared Leto is that he has covered the role of THE JOKER in the not-new and eternally-played-out Batman series movie called SUICIDE SQUAD. This is the same role that supposedly caused Heath Ledger to lose his mind and eventually overdose on sleep aids in an apartment that belonged to one of the twin monkey girls who played on the sitcom “FULL HOUSE” – which, by the way, recently had a cast reunion in a painfully unfunny Donald Trump sketch on Late Night With Jimmy “booze face” Fallon.

For you amateurs out there — folks who know nothing about ACTING and DRAMA and the pain of the great TESPIAN — the role of The Joker is sooooooo hard to play. It’s soooooo draining. It’s soooooooo emotionally demanding and bowel emptying. Anyone who plays the part is doomed for all eternity. Whatever charm or likability they may have had as a mortal man must be shelved. They must exist above diva or difficult-to-work-with ordinariness.

Once the dreaded Joker role is given to an actor, his life is never the same. He can never come out of character. He has drunk the Joker blood and he can no longer claim his soul as his own. His millions of moronic fans – the kids and old nerds and middle-aged gay guys who think Leto is hot, will forget that this is just a comic book. They want to be dipped into the planet of Joker. Joker….is EVERYTHING.

So, because Jared Leto had to prepare for this life-altering Mr. Hyde serum, and he knows that he can never return to a human form, he wanted to do something to demonstrate how he can lord over his costars. He had to let them know that his JOKER was real and alive. It was a great ghost that would hover over them without mercy and….

STOP THE MUSIC!!!!!

Basically, Jared Leto is an untalented asshole who thinks that his role as the JOKER is so fucking important that he had a big old pig killed without concern and delivered to the studio where other actors in the film were doing rehearsals. A man, who was described as a “henchman” in the Joker’s employ, dropped the dead pig on the table where the actors were reading their lines. This was Leto’s way to show that he takes the role very seriously. So now a pig was killed for no reason and it’s all fun and frolic in Hollywood. These are sick people, folks, sick!

DISCLAIMER:  The Damien Zone is AGAINST eating horses or killing horses for meat.  We accept, however, that some people do.  We cannot change that, but we can inform the rest of the people that this horse meat scare in not true and that – as sad as it may sound – having slaughterhouses for horses might not be as horrible as most people think.

Recently, this article has appeared on the NEWS TARGET website.   News Target is an even more  moronic version of the National Enquirer for people who believe in strange and stupid things.

“You might have to train your taste buds to get used to horse meat soon, because FYI: The U.S. government just approved the operation of horse meat slaughterhouses to produce meat for human consumption.  (NOT ACTUALLY TRUE) 

“New Mexico, Missouri and Iowa are just some of the areas where horse meat plants are expected to be approved by the USDA. While horse meat, technically, can’t be legally sold in the United States for human consumption, it may still turn up in the US food supply because it can be sold to Mexico, then re-labeled and shipped back to the USA as a low-cost meat filler. This has already been documented occurring in Europe, where meatballs sold in European grocery stores were found to me made of horse meat. ”    (THOSE CASES WERE ACCIDENTAL and DNA MEAT TESTING PREVENTS THIS FROM HAPPENING) 

You can read the rest of this lunacy and fringe craziness on their website.  I will not provide a link because I don’t believe in helping websites that invent horrific lies to get advertisement clicks for money.

Nothing in this article is TRUE except for the fact that horses can now be slaughtered in the USA whereas it was indirectly illegal to do so for many years.

There never was a BAN on horse slaughter in the USA.  Rather, there was no funding for USDA meat inspectors to inspect horse meat.  If you don’t have US Govt inspectors, you don’t have a meat product — end of story.

Last year, US President Obama signed a very large farm bill.  The bill contained at least a hundred elements inherent to farming in the USA.  One small aspect of that bill was to again provide funds which allowed for FDA meat inspectors for horses.   This means that there is now a budget for inspectors to INSPECT horse meat.  A few slaughterhouses have opened up to exploit this new farming legislation, but this in no way means you will be eating horse meat without your knowledge — it will NOT happen.

As much as it sickens me to say it.  Having horse slaughterhouses in the USA is better than not having them.  Let me explain.

Horses are going to be slaughtered regardless of how much anyone protests.  There are far too many unwanted or lame or sick horses in the USA and sadly, while euthanasia is a better option, most of these animals go to slaughter.  Unless Americans are prepared to put down their horses with lethal injections or care for them until they die from natural causes, there will be horse slaughter.  It’s a cultural thing.  Some people eat horse meat regularly whereas some people eat or do not eat pig meat.  It would be great to save all the pigs and lambs and cows, but it’s not going to happen in the near or distant future.

Previous to these new slaughterhouses in the USA, horses who were sent to slaughter, regardless of age, or sex, or lameness or sickness, were packed onto cattle trucks and driven to Mexico or Canada for slaughter because they could not be slaughtered in the USA without certified inspectors were on the premises.

Almost always, very lame or sick horses were packed like sardines into these cars for days and days and days with no food or water.  The trucks meandered around the USA gathering up enough horses so as to be fully loaded when they reached the border.

Many horses, some dying, stood for 5,6,7 or more days before they were let out of the car to the pens of the slaughterhouse.  At the very least, allowing for horse slaughter in the USA, as sick as it is, has saved many horses from the horror of that experience.

Also, horse meat is like any other meat in that you do not have to BUY it if you prefer not to EAT it.  No horse meat will be added as a filler meat (IN THE USA) to any product except perhaps dog food unless it is clearly labeled as such.  There is no food company in the USA who will try to sneak horse meat into your mouth because they would be out of business in a one minute.  No meat company would ever take this risk.  The meat is constantly checked fro DNA.

Part of the FDA inspectors job is to send samples to labs where DNA tests are performed on batches to make sure that beef is beef and pork is pork and chicken is chicken.  The odds of something like BUBBA BURGER trying to sneak horse meat filler into your JULY 4th picnic are zero.

This propaganda  is spread by anti-meat activists intent on frightening, intimidating, and outraging Americans.

All of the stories you have read about horse meat in Wendy’s burgers etc are hoaxes.  Yes, there was horse meat found in some burgers in  Burger King restaurants in the UNITED KINGDOM, but that was a mistake which was quickly remedied in spite of the fact that the restaurant involved tried to cover up this information to save their reputations.

My own opinion is that horses should not be sold for meat and they should not be slaughtered for human consumption.  My heart, however, tells me that if the eating of horses by some people is inevitable, it’s better to spare the animal the agony of a long and painful ship to the border.

My advice to horse owners out there is to be wary of people who want to buy your horses.  People who advertise themselves as “carriage horse” or “adoption homes” or “pleasure horse buyers” are often scammers now that they can turn a buck off of meat.  Remember that horse meat is cheap and anyone who offers you a large sumn for your horse is usually legitimate, but those who offer a few hundred dollars are meat killers.

Students attending Emory University who are experiencing symptoms of PTSD after having seen chalk renderings of the name “DONALD TRUMP” written on sidewalks or cement stairs can now get mental health counseling from psychiatric specialists who have been brought in by university administrators.

These mental health experts assure the students who have been damaged or frightened by these chalk images that they will not be exposed to chalk or writing with chalk.  Also,  they will not be asked to read any names or to learn anything about any academic field of study.   These services will be available 24 hours per day, seven days per week for the next 30 days at the student center.

Emory is offering finger and hand paint therapy and other forms of self expression as a means to vent the fear and anxiety that was brought down upon them.  Students will also be offered therapeutic doses of alcohol or medical marijuana  so as to dilute the memory of the writings that have caused them so much terror and grief.   Also, each student will receive a grade of A or A+ on any assignments that were due during the span of time wherein they were exposed in any way to the Trump chalk writings.

All of this madness came about when, Trump supporters or racist pranksters, originating from either on or off campus, used white chalk, a very dangerous substance that was once used on chalk boards throughout the world’s schools at a time when young people were forced to learn and study.   Scientists  estimate that a vast majority of the Western World has been influenced in areas of literature, art, history and the sciences by things that were once written in white chalk on large boards made of black slate or some similar man made substance.   Chalk has had a profound effect on the human mind.

Chalk, sticks of calcium carbonate, have, according to experts, forced unwelcome knowledge into the minds of young people who today are shown to be unable to eagerly understand the subliminal messages in chalk.  The evils of chalk are only just beginning to be understood by psychological and scientific experts.   Chalk has forced knowledge about White European accomplishments into the minds of helpless young people.

According to MSNBC talking head Rachel Maddow, chalk has injured the minds of young people for centuries.

“Chalk, and the things that it has written on blackboards and sidewalks of the world for centuries, has been used to force knowledge and learning on children and young adults.  It is an evil substance that drills unwanted facts and figures into the minds of susceptible children.  Chalk has taught privileged white children the lies that Christopher Columbus was a great explorer and that white slave owners created the USA.  It has forced children to learn English – the imperialistic tongue of the Anglo monsters who supposedly civilized the world

“Chalk has ruined more lives and fried more brains than any nuclear disaster or any natural disaster known to mankind.  These poor students at Emory will never recover from the images they saw written in chalk.  Seeing the name Trump scrawled in cement is bad enough, but when they are forced to see things like history and science and Shakespeare written in chalk, the results could create mental illness that is not compatible with life.  The only chalk writing that is acceptable at Emory University are the writings of Maya Angelou, Angela Davis, Fidel Castro and Bill Ayres.  

“Soon the writings of Joanne Chesimard (Assata Shakur) will be added to the list of chalk – acceptable writings, and when that happens, chalk will then find at least some useful purpose.” 

Students who are still in the middle of pain and suffering are urged to seek mental help from counselors at Emory.  The President of the University issued this statement.   If the pain and suffering is caused by a flu and not by the images of Trump, the students will have to go to a private clinic or holistic medical center.  Emory does not allow flu shots or vaccinations because they cause autism and they are made with GMO plants and preservatives.

“We wouldn’t want an entire graduating class — four years in all – to suffer for the rest of their lives because they saw the name Trump written in chalk.  There is help out there.  We are here to help.  

New York City’s profoundly stupid and gawky and sickening Mayor Bill de Blasio, insulted the audience — and black people everywhere —  at the INNER CIRCLE THEATER at the New York Hilton Hotel in NYC where the Democrats were having some kind of charity event.  I’ll tell you about that in a minute, but let me set this up.

Hillary Clinton, dressed like an evil  Madam – fronting for a storefront Geisha With Happy Ending massage parlor –  was the guest of honor.   Hillary’s blouses are getting longer and longer.  The tree trunks she uses for legs have moved up to her lower torso.  All of this is now covered with various fabrics.  Eventually Hillary will be wearing a Burka — and hopefully not for reasons other than the fact that she’s a fat, shrieking blob.

The whole thing started out with de Blasio ( I hate spelling out his totally fake name) coming out on stage against the backdrop of the Broadway play “HAMILTON.”

If you don’t know anything about the play,  you’re already in a better state of mind than I.   Hamilton the play is to the Founding Fathers of the USA what “The Wiz” was to Judy Garland.  It’s a jive turkey tribute to Alexander Hamilton, Aaron Burr and the rest of the gang of evil White European men who did nothing but destroy the world — you know the drill.   The bad guys who created the USA.

The play sucks, but because the actors don’t look like the people we see on our money, it has been embraced by the folks with New York Values who think — pretend – that it’s a masterpiece.   The play is surviving on the great fake press/praise it got when it opened.  Now it’s a “must-see” for everyone visiting from Peoria and parts unknown.  Once they’re in the seats, they realize that they have paid to see the urbanized degradation of great men.

Anyway, this play was chosen as the backdrop for Hillary’s introduction because everyone in New York rejoices in  the unity of the races.  There are no racist Democrats.  New York City Values are, for people of color, what the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval was to grandma’s soaps and detergents.   WE are all one, big, tan family.

So de Blasio comes out and performs a silly rap routine whilst talking to a black actor – Leslie Odom Jr. – who plays the role of  Vice President Aaron Burr.   Nothing wrong with that.  An actor is an actor and it doesn’t matter that a black man plays the part of a historical figure.  Yeah it’s a little weird, but not as weird as a black actor playing the part of a black Klingon in Star Trek.  Klingons were already a race of people.  Why would there be black Klingons?   But I digress….

So, de Blasio was rapping horribly with his long and floppily invertebrate body out of sync with everything in the universe….ugh.  He looked like a squid thrown out on the deck of a boat.  It was horrifying.

Do you want to puke now or can you hold it in the back of your throat for a few more minutes?   I felt sorry for Leslie Odom Jr.  because he’s probably very talented — but this part will not be his springboard to stardom.   To his credit — which I will get to later — Odom shot down de Blasio’s racist remark.  This was a very brave thing to do.   de Blasio got SERVED by Leslie Odom Jr.

Here’s what happened.

Hillary came out and in her no-talent and totally shrill-scripted voice said to de Blasio, “It’s about time.”  Obviously this was a reference to de Blasio’s recent endorsement of Hillary for President.   Okay, before I tell you what de Blasio said, keep in mind that the audience had already sorta-kinda winced when de Blasio, whilst rapping, called Donald Trump, “a chump.”   Nice way to keep it classy, Bill.  What a moron.

So, Hillary says, “It’s about time!” Leslie Odom, dressed beautifully as Aaron Burr, shouted, “OH SNAP!” — something that Burr probably said thousands of time.  Then,  de Blasio, being the Squidward of New York, replies, “Sorry Hillary, I was running on CP time.”   CP time is a derogatory reference that used to be used for “colored people time” — meaning that black employees – colored people) always showed up late for work.

The audience gasped — it was so so cringe-worthy.   Time stood still.  Hillary’s blouse, which was already gold and hideous, got golder and more hideous.  de Blasio got gawkier and stupider and creepier.  It was a milli-moment of extreme awkwardness.   As the moment passed, Leslie Odom said loudly, “That’s not — I don’t like jokes about that, Bill.”   Odom seemed really angry and so did the crowd.  Hillary tried to cover but as soon as the audience recovered from the racist remark, their eyes had been burnt to cinders by the glare of Hillary’s long blouse.

Afterwards,  all the folks out there who look for racism in every nook and cranny, were up in arms.  Everybody who is anybody was furious and de Blasio was the racist du jour.  Apologies were demanded by the people who usually demand apologies, but no apologies came.

This part ONE in my series about phony Liberals — de Blasio is more phony than his name.  Hillary is so phony that if she changed to unphony, the universe would implode upon itself.

A bizarre medical anomaly is unfolding at a small New jersey nursing home where an 88-year old man has, over the past 12 years,  acquired the face of a toddler.  Doctors are baffled by the man’s strange appearance and there seems to be no medical explanation.     While the man, identified only as Mister Smith,  is otherwise healthy for his age, his face has undergone a strange transformation.   Pathologists have only been able to say that the tissues that make up his face and the basic features of his face have taken on the properties one sees in a small child.

Dr. Raymond Totondi, a doctor who specializes in diseases of the elderly, has a theory about why this is happening and he has made the strange connection between Mister Smith’s current condition and the late actress Natalie Schafer.   His opinion is that youth treatments conducted on Schafer back in the 1930s and 40s have created strains of genetic materials that enter the body of elderly people by means of a virus such as a cold or a flu.

Here is Doctor Totondi’s theory….and many researchers in New York and Los Angeles believe that his theory is probably true.  The fear is that this isolated case might be a harbinger of things to come.  Virologists say that this “Baby Face Syndrome” might become a rather common occurrence.

MORE PHOTOS HERE: Das Baby Face Disease in USA.

“For many years, doctors in Switzerland have been offering miracle youth serums and old-age treatments for the very wealthy and for countless Hollywood movie stars.    Many of the most famous actresses of all time spent their off time at these Swiss clinics where it was claimed that the Fountain of Youth could be found with injections from desiccated (dried) goat placenta and powdered swan eggs.  Clients of the clinic, while usually very discreet, told stories of how these serums could not only hold off the aging process, they could reverse it as well.  The actress Natalie Schafer is probably the person within whom the virus mutated.”  

New Jersey born actress Natalie Schafer, most famous for her role as Mrs. Lovey Howell on the TV sitcom “GILLIGAN’S ISLAND” was a frequent visitor to La Clinique Varenne, a state of the art clinic tucked away in an Alpine valley.

In the 1960’s it was reported that Miss Schafer had gone through several hundred regiments of goat placenta infusions and swan egg injections.  While the cost was astronomical, they seemed to have worked for her because when she died in 1991, it was discovered that her true age was 111-years old and she didn’t look or act a day over 70. She simply dropped dead at a cocktail party in West Hollywood. 

According to Hollywood sources, Natalie Schafer was 91 at the time of her death – born in 1900 – but upon closer examinations of birth records in Red Bank, New Jersey, it was determined that she  was actually born in 1880 — 20 years earlier.  This means that when she played on Gilligan’s Island she was already in her late 80’s.  The mystery was even deeper at the time of her death because all of her costars believed that she had been born in 1912.  It’s not unusual for an actress to shave off a few years, but Natalie Schafer shaved off 30. and she did it with stem cells before anyone even knew anything about stem cells — not even the clinic in Switzerland who unknowingly injected her with them.

Dr. Totondi continued:

“Word around Hollywood was that Natalie Schafer’s face had, by 1968, acquired a babyish quality which she hid with makeup and large sunglasses.   Yes, she looked very young at public appearances and on TV, but behind those glasses and all that makeup, she must have looked very strange.  In his personal ledger, Jim Backus, the actor who played her snobby husband Thurston Howell III, wrote:  ‘I was playing Natalie’s husband but at the time she was actually thirteen years older than I was.  I heard a rumor that she was actually much older.   The rest of the cast was not aware that Natalie was older but she had confided in me early on in the show’s run that she was born in 1912.’  

“What Jim Backus did not know was that Natalie was actually 31 years older than he.   It was very strange because anyone familiar with the show simply assumed that Backus was older than Schafer.”

In 1967, after yet another month-long youth serum treatment in Switzerland, Natalie Schafer returned to the set of Gilligan’s Island but came down with a terrible flu.  She was sick for nearly one month, and it was after this flu that she started to look like a child.  At first the show’s makeup people assumed that she had had extensive plastic surgery, but makeup artists were very loyal in those days.  Whatever was going on with her face was kept very quiet — except for one makeup artist, Imelda Caro, who got violently sick while working in the makeup department.  It was reported that a virus had damaged her face and she never returned to work.  When Imelda Caro died of old age in 2007, there were rumors that she had, “the face of a child of about four or five.”

Dr. Totondi stated: “I thoroughly researched this story and I made a connection between Imelda Caro and the man we call Mister X, and it was not some vague connection.  Whatever virus had infected Imelda Caro had somehow jumped to Mister X.    It is my belief that the doctors in Switzerland, knowing nothing about stem cells or virology, somehow had accidentally created a true youth serum, one that is carried by DNA from stem cells and any number of cold or flu viruses.    The goat placenta and the swan eggs are rich in stem cells, and it is now our job to figure out which DNA sequences are responsible for this oddity.”

Dr. Totondi is quick to remind people that this is not a way to look young.  “It is very painful and actually disfiguring and you can see from the photo of Mister X.   That’s not to say that there isn’t hope out there that proper research and development will eventually create weak viruses who can carry the DNA sequence to the face in a way that is helpful.  Surgical facelifts might become a thing of the past, but for now, don’t go looking for goat placenta or swan eggs, the stem cells not only grow onto the face, they push backwards into the brain.   We don’t expect Mister X to live much longer and we are currently treating him with radiation and immune stimulants to save his brain. “

“Trans-AGE is when someone identifies not with their actual biological age but with the age they feel they are.  Most people identify as younger, but in this case, the person in question identifies as older.” [Dr. Dean Traherne, MD]    

Just when you thought that things couldn’t get any weirder, a California man has not only changed his sex, he has changed himself into the spitting image of his deceased grandmother.

Here is a quote from the Redding. California man who is temporarily calling himself Randi Joyce.  His birth name has been withheld because of his position in the Methodist Church.

“My grandmother supported me and my kids through thick and thin, and when she died last summer, and I had my complete surgery, I asked the plastic surgeons to make me look like my beloved Grandmother Jill-Anne.  The results have outreached my wildest dreams.   I am so overwhelmed with joy and happiness and I praise Jesus Christ for putting such skills into the hands of three brilliant surgeons.”  

While the Methodist Church has shown to be very tolerant of the LGBTQ community, Randi thinks it’s best for him to take his family and relocate to another part of the country where he is not well known in spite of the fact that the surgery has made him look 40 years older than he actually is — and he has adopted hair and clothing to fit his matronly appearance.

The 38-year-old father of two, began sexual reassignment hormone therapy in 2012 after he decided that he wanted to come out as a transsexual woman.  Throughout his ordeal, most of the money he needed for medical procedures was provided to him by his grandmother, an 84 years old woman who lived nearby and who had been his constant companion since the death of both his mother and father in 2007.

When his grandmother died last fall, Randi was so disturbed that he contemplated suicide.  Then I decided that I would use some of the money that my grandmother left me to have surgery to make me look like her.  The doctors were very reluctant because they would have to age me.  They feared I would regret it.

One of Randi’s doctors commented.

“Plastic surgery is always used to make a person look better or younger, but in Randi’s case, we were asked to make him look like an 86 year old woman.  We had to take fat and muscle from under his jaw to make his skin sag under his throat to create the appearance of an older woman.  We also had to loosen the skin on his brow and make micro-incisions in his lip muscles to create lateral age lines that make lips look older.

” It was the toughest surgery I have ever done.  Making the neck and jowls look older and trying to sculpt the facial features to match his grandmother’s was hard.  It wasn’t hard in the sense that it was technically difficult, but making someone look old through plastic surgery goes against the grain of everything we train for.

“Ten minutes into the surgery I almost stopped the whole thing.  Randi’s psychologist was in the operating theater and she convinced me that I should proceed — and that’s what my team did.   We used photos of Randi’s grandmother to create as close of an image as possible.  There is still work to be done around the skin of the eyes and cheeks but that can be done easily under a local anesthetic.”

Doctors hope to finish Randi so he can go on with his life and continue his life in the Methodist Church, and a completion date is aiming at September, 2016.  There is a chance that Randi’ young body will partially fill in what the doctors have taken away in an attempt to make him look old, but Randi has had his hair thinned and colored like his grandmothers and he has learned how to wear makeup the way his grandmother wore it.

“People who knew my grandmother are shocked when they see me.  They think that I am her.  Most people would hate to be confused with an 86 year old woman who has passed on, but each time someone calls me by her name, my heart is filled with the warmth and goodness of my lord and savior Jesus Christ.   I thank God, I thank my doctors and I think my grandmother for giving me the strength and the courage to make my transition from an unhappy young man to a happy woman who looks like a loving grandmother.  My kids now have a Father a mother and a grandmother all in one package.

You’ve probably seen it in the endlessly lying  gay press and in the press in general where everybody is a phony gay- adjacent lackey.  But, in case you have not heard, let me explain the TRUTH in the matter of this “embarrassing” TRAVEL WARNING that’s been issued to LGBTQ Brits traveling to the USA.

In my world, it was spread to me by someone who shared the article as it was lied about and gaily spun by The Advocate – a gay tabloid that has told more lies than Liberace’s cleaning lady.   The Advocate is a shit rag whose only purpose seems to be stirring up trouble and molding every gay person into a pathetic victim.

Before I go off on my usual tirades let me say this:

The MESSAGE that the UK FOREIGN OFFICE has issued is this: “The U.S. is an extremely diverse society and attitudes towards LGBT people differ hugely across the country.  LGBT travelers may be affected by legislation passed recently in the states of North Carolina and Mississippi.”

Note that there is NO WARNING!  It’s simply a polite MESSAGE that the United Kingdom has issued to its citizens that simply means — in layman’s terms:   If you are a tranny, and you are traveling in the US States of North Carolina or Mississippi, you might not get to use the toilet designated for the gender with which you identify.

THAT’S IT!  That’s all it means. There is no WARNING.

The UK is not warning its gay citizens to stay away from the USA because they’re in grave danger of being gang raped by Christians or set on fire in a Walmart.  In fact,  a gay man is far more likely to get gay-bashed in the UK by the Street Toughs who regularly haunt gay areas with the sole intent of beating and robbing gay male tourists.

Of course the USA would never issue a WARNING or even a MESSAGE about that because it would insult the Brits.

One comedy writer wrote:

“The US Government, in its travel advisories for LGBT American tourists traveling in the UK, simply states: ‘Use common sense precautions’.  In other words, don’t walk around alone in dark places.  Don’t sell or possess illegal drugs.  Don’t go into Muslim neighborhoods and do your Judy Garland drag show and think you can party down with some Iraqi hunk.”  Here is a link to the writer.    Dave Matt hilarious observations.  He doesn’t mind hate mail. 

If “common sense precautions” are going to ruin your gay old time, then – gay or straight – you deserve what you get. Hail and farewell, Sweetie.  Go with God.  May the wind be always at your back.  Hasta Mañana.

How did this all start?  How did this LIE and SEMI HOAX get it’s foothold?

Well, besides the LIES told by the press – in my case it was spread by the aforementioned ADVOCATE.

Some lonely troublemaker on your Facebook – social media’s Island of Doctor Moreau for every simpleton on earth – has probably put up that link on their page or your page.

Every self-hating American is using this “warning” bullshit to prove their core belief that the USA is a place where every gay person  is boiled in oil and subjected to endless tortures, in spite of the fact that every gay person on earth wants to come to the USA.  Every gay person with a brain wants to get out of their shitty countries and shitty towns and shitty streets and get themselves to shitty NYC or even shittier Los Angeles.

Many in the gay community hate themselves and they hate the USA because the nature of the self-loathing individual is to bite the hand that feeds it and to lash out at the caregiver.  It’s basic psychology.

Most gay people are happy and well-adjusted.  Sadly, many of them have known a great deal of hardships because of their sexuality, but like most sane folks, they forge ahead and do the best they can with the 80 odd years given to them by their DNA.  They know that being gay is not “a choice” but they also know that being gay is not their only reason for living.   They move about like human beings on a big blue marble.

Then you have the rest of the LGBTQESTUVWXYZ community whose only quest in life is to be gay.  Gay is all they have and they’re going to hump that gayness in your face because they are gay, gay, gay, gay !!   These are the same people who put sequined jockstraps on body builders, hoist them up onto a parade float and call it a Gay Pride Celebration.  I don’t have to explain it to you because most of you know exactly what I am talking about.   These are the same people who have twisted the UK Foreign Office MESSAGE into a WARNING.

Again — there is no “warning.”  IT’S A HOAX!!!  

Every civilized country  issues a travel brochure for its citizens who travel to other countries.  The USA issues a stern one for travel to every country on earth because you don’t want stupid people going to Somalia because they think it’s exciting to see pirates.  You don’t want a gay couple to honeymoon in Afghanistan because it looks so pretty in the National Geographic magazine.  It’s common sense.  It’s common sense precautions.